Dan Branch, the Dark Knight of the Park Cities, is running to be elected attorney general of Texas. He just released his first TV campaign ad ahead of the March 4 GOP primary, and it’s full (as you’d expect) of typical conservative tropes.
But does he do enough to win a game of Texas GOP Bingo? Let’s break it down:
All right. Strong effort, but where’s that get him?
Ooh, so close on multiple fronts. He just needed a bit more outdoorsy, western, wide-open-spaces, hay-baling imagery. Maybe next time.