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Caption Contest: Dirk on the Cover of the 2013-14 Mavs Media Guide

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A few to get you started:

“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?”

“Winter is coming.”

“DIRK SMASH.”

Entire first verse of “Big Beast” by Killer Mike

“That’s not your shot, Vince!”

“VINCE! Seriously. Come on!”

“FINGERGUNZ!”

  • Tim Rogers

    “Hello, Steve Nash! I see you under my right armpit! Remember when we used to get hammered at the Loon?!”

  • dixiechickidie

    SCISSORS BEAT PAPER!

  • John Alvarez

    Where’s Grubes at?

  • Zac Crain

    John — That made me officially start a meme. Anyone else: jump in here — http://memegenerator.net/Angry-Dirk

  • Lew Patton

    Guess what year it is!!!!!

  • Lew Patton

    “Guess what year it is!!! Anybody??”

  • JSSS

    Ketchup? On bratwurst?

  • AmyS

    REDEEMED [question mark optional]

  • TheGuy

    “I Hate 3am Feedings!!!
    “Stop Playing ‘Wrecking Ball’ when I’m Trying to Shoot!”
    “How could they kill Walter and let Jesse get away?”
    “The Real Big Tex”

  • Michael Genette

    I’mmmmm baaaaacccckkkkk!!!

  • Michael Genette

    I’mmmmmmm Baaaaaccccckkkkkk!!!