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Are NBC 5 Anchors Brian Curtis and Meredith Land Going To Hold Hands?

I don’t know if Brian Curtis and Meredith Land — I’ve decided to start affectionately referring to them as “BAM,” until I forget and don’t — do this all the time. Maybe they do. Or maybe stories about people falling five stories and surviving just make me look for signs of sexual tension. Anyway, on to the game tape.

Close.
Close.
CLOSER.
CLOSER.
Hesitation.
Hesitation.
Retreat.
Retreat.
Hand returns, but in a fist. HARD "NO."
Hand returns, but in a fist. HARD “NO.”
Oh, man. Hand still balled up, and look at that face! That is a "no" with extreme prejudice.
Oh, man. Hand still balled up, and look at that face! That is a “no” with extreme prejudice.
"OK, fine. Well, I'ma just put my hands right over here, thankyouverymuch."
“OK, fine. Well, I’ma just put my hands right over here, thankyouverymuch.”
"Everybody just COOL OUT."
“Everybody just COOL OUT.”
  • AmyS

    Breaking News.

  • Tcasmu

    Don’t they play for the same side?????

  • Zac Crain

    I’m not afraid to ask the tough questions, Amy.

  • Lara_Hurd12

    Since I started fre+lancing I’ve been bringing in $90 bucks/h… I sit at home and i am doing my work from my laptop. Th℮ best thing is that i get more time to spent with my family and with my kids and in the same time i can earn enough to support them… You can do it too. Start here—-

    w­w­w.w­o­r­k­s­2­5.c­o­m

  • Lara_Hurd12

    Since I started fre+lancing I’ve been bringing in $90 bucks/h… I sit at home and i am doing my work from my laptop. Th℮ best thing is that i get more time to spent with my family and with my kids and in the same time i can earn enough to support them… You can do it too. Start here—-

    w­w­w.w­o­r­k­s­2­5.ℭo­m

  • Lara_Hurd12

    Since I started fre+lancing I’ve been bringing in $90 bucks/h… I sit at home and i am doing my work from my laptop. Th℮ best thing is that i get more time to spent with my family and with my kids and in the same time i can earn enough to support them… You can do it too. Start here—-

    http://xurl.es/fvexf

  • AmyS

    Maybe you’re new to Channel 5, everything new is Breaking News. Family joke, not a poke at your excellent humor.

  • Zac Crain

    Haha, MY BAD

  • Lt. Dan

    Mission Control: Are you still an effective team?

  • Eric Celeste

    Two things: 1) If this were on Gawker, it’d have 238 comments, because it never stops being funny. 2) “I’ma”? REALLY? So bold. Not imma? Or ima? Howdju land there?

  • Eric Celeste

    From Grantland: “I’mma” … so now I’m just confused.

  • Zac Crain

    I mean, maybe “I’mma” is a better choice. I think it has to have an apostrophe. But what do I know?

  • Keith

    This almost makes me want to watch the news to hear about all the stories I read about during the day. Almost.