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Are NBC 5 Anchors Brian Curtis and Meredith Land Going To Hold Hands?

I don’t know if Brian Curtis and Meredith Land — I’ve decided to start affectionately referring to them as “BAM,” until I forget and don’t — do this all the time. Maybe they do. Or maybe stories about people falling five stories and surviving just make me look for signs of sexual tension. Anyway, on to the game tape.

Close.
Close.
CLOSER.
CLOSER.
Hesitation.
Hesitation.
Retreat.
Retreat.
Hand returns, but in a fist. HARD "NO."
Hand returns, but in a fist. HARD “NO.”
Oh, man. Hand still balled up, and look at that face! That is a "no" with extreme prejudice.
Oh, man. Hand still balled up, and look at that face! That is a “no” with extreme prejudice.
"OK, fine. Well, I'ma just put my hands right over here, thankyouverymuch."
“OK, fine. Well, I’ma just put my hands right over here, thankyouverymuch.”
"Everybody just COOL OUT."
“Everybody just COOL OUT.”

13 comments on “Are NBC 5 Anchors Brian Curtis and Meredith Land Going To Hold Hands?

  1. Since I started fre+lancing I’ve been bringing in $90 bucks/h… I sit at home and i am doing my work from my laptop. Th℮ best thing is that i get more time to spent with my family and with my kids and in the same time i can earn enough to support them… You can do it too. Start here—-

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  2. Since I started fre+lancing I’ve been bringing in $90 bucks/h… I sit at home and i am doing my work from my laptop. Th℮ best thing is that i get more time to spent with my family and with my kids and in the same time i can earn enough to support them… You can do it too. Start here—-

    w­w­w.w­o­r­k­s­2­5.ℭo­m

  3. Since I started fre+lancing I’ve been bringing in $90 bucks/h… I sit at home and i am doing my work from my laptop. Th℮ best thing is that i get more time to spent with my family and with my kids and in the same time i can earn enough to support them… You can do it too. Start here—-

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  4. Maybe you’re new to Channel 5, everything new is Breaking News. Family joke, not a poke at your excellent humor.

  5. Two things: 1) If this were on Gawker, it’d have 238 comments, because it never stops being funny. 2) “I’ma”? REALLY? So bold. Not imma? Or ima? Howdju land there?

  6. I mean, maybe “I’mma” is a better choice. I think it has to have an apostrophe. But what do I know?

  7. This almost makes me want to watch the news to hear about all the stories I read about during the day. Almost.