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God* Will End the Houston vs. Dallas Debate

R.I.P, Houston
R.I.P, Houston

Under warmer temperatures, the natural state of the ocean is 70 feet higher than our civilization has been accustomed to for the last 5,000 years. Warmer temperatures are happening: we are now at 1.5F above the average and creeping upward. New observations show that Antarctica and Greenland ice loss is occurring faster than previous models predicted. The resulting rising sea levels will return Houston to the swampy marshland it was always meant to be.

So why have a debate? Houston is a temporary phenomenon, someday to be as dimly remembered as Ozymandias.

(* or greenhouse gases, take your pick)

9 comments on “God* Will End the Houston vs. Dallas Debate

  1. This is funny – the global warming freaks are now talking Antarctica ice shrinking, despite measurements showing that it is growing, since the Arctic just had the shortest summer in decades and the ice will be growing at what would be called an alarming rate if the global cooling freaks would get some press. For some reason, these people continue to get their funding. Good year for polar bears though.

    http://iceagenow.info/2013/08/unprecedented-july-cold-arctic-sees-shortest-summer-record/

  2. God or Greenhouse Gasses? Maybe just the natural ebb and flow of temperatures. I am pretty sure that there wasn’t any anthropomorphic cause to temperatures increasing during the last ice age.

  3. I became dubious of the global cooling scam back in the 70’s when they were calling for spreading soot on the polar ice caps to melt them and wanting government intervention in the weather: http://denisdutton.com/newsweek_coolingworld.pdf

    You will notice that Global warming is no longer the buzz phrase since temperatures stopped increasing 10 years ago which has been totally ignored by the press. I’ve never seen Al Gore’s Academy Award winning film but I bet it would provide some good chuckles now with the stupid predictions that were made in it.

  4. “Sea Level Rising At An Increased Rate”

    “Records and research show that sea level has been steadily rising at a rate of 1 to 2.5 millimeters (0.04 to 0.1 inches) per year since 1900.

    This rate may be increasing. Since 1992, new methods of satellite altimetry (the measurement of elevation or altitude) indicate a rate of rise of 3 millimeters (0.12 inches) per year.”

    http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/sealevel.html

  5. Your source also says: “This is a significantly larger rate than the sea-level rise averaged over the last several thousand years.” No source cited for the measurements from 4,000 years ago or 1900.

    Any agency that references climate change on their home page is suspect of an agenda related to their funding.