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Dan Branch For Attorney General Campaign Ad: ‘The Hero Gotham Deserves’

State Rep. Dan Branch is running to be elected attorney general, and he’s released this campaign ad that paints him as a determined freedom fighter, out to slay the twin terrors of big government and gay marriage. “Come and take it,” he says, taunting all those who dare defy the will of Texas.

I didn’t think his clip went nearly far enough in painting him as a True American Hero under assault by the nefarious forces of Washington, and so I’ve made some enhancements, which you can see for yourself above.

Also, State Sen. Ken Paxton (R-McKinney) yesterday entered the race. When his campaign spot comes out, I’m planning a Green Lantern mash-up.