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I Would Like to Buy The Court From the Mavs’ Championship Season

Hello, I’m Zac Crain. You may remember me from such crazy make-’em-ups as that thing with the thing and the one with photos and such. Anyway, I’m here today to ask you folks to give me whatever money you have on hand so I can buy a large section of the court from the Dallas Mavericks’ 2011 championship season. It is up for auction here. As it turns out, they don’t accept trade, so I couldn’t even offer them the court I have from the year before, when they didn’t win the championship. I’d prefer this one, so help a brother out.