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Eddie Bernice Johnson Thinks We Need a National Park On the Moon

This great news comes to us via The Washington Post. Here’s the gist:

A bill (HR 2617) introduced by Reps. Donna Edwards (D-Md.) and Eddie Bernice Johnson (D-Tex.) on Monday, if passed, would establish the Apollo Lunar Landing Sites National Historic park. So no, this would not be a park that you pack the kids in the Winnebago and summer vacation to — unless “Winnebago” is somehow code in your family for “space craft that could take you to the moon.”

More importantly, has anyone run this by Newt Gingrich?

  • Tim Rogers

    Only way I’m in favor of this park is if it features a nuclear attack submarine.

  • jasonheid

    Tim’s right. This actually seems less crazy than a maritime museum in Dallas.

  • David Burrows

    How about the Klyde Warren Moon Deck Park?

  • Jeff Fielder

    There was a space-traveling Winnebago in Spaceballs, so let’s not discount the idea just yet.