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Jacqueline and Max Anderson To Divorce, Ctd.



This video was posted three days ago. I’m not sure what’s happening here. But I do know that it’s funny as hell to watch while Zac is sitting over your shoulder, commenting on it. Over/under on how long before this video is taken down: 12 minutes.

  • t b

    Extremely spiritual!!!!! A beautiful butterfly emerging from a furry pink cocoon!!!!!

    (On the other hand, the payoff was better in Badu’s video from a year or two back.)

  • D. Shapiro

    Same music I used for my slow-motion, promo piece of me doing document review. Mine’s still sexier.

  • joeptone

    Over.

  • Eric Celeste

    So. Many. Questions.

    Who is she attacking with her purse-mace, and where do I get one?

    Are those Tribbles on her scarf? And are they wearing earbuds?

    Do you think she knew there was a camera nearby? Spitballing here.

  • Tim Rogers

    See the receptionist to collect your prize.

  • mrsF5

    Wow. Namaste?

  • Tim Rogers

    I really only have one question. The video was shot (and presumably edited) by her son Chase. Did he say, “Mom, I’d like you to put on a black leotard and do yoga-karate in the backyard so I can make a video”? Or was it her idea? Did she say, “Chase, honey, would come out in the backyard and shoot me while I do yoga-karate?”?

    I’m sorry. That’s three questions. Actually, it’s four questions. And I’m not at all sure that I punctuated that last question properly.

  • Whitney

    Holy god. Is she for real? She is utterly ridiculous. And hot. I see a cheesy reality show in her future. Poor Dallas.

  • David Burrows

    Hang on, this needs the goats from Taylor Swift’s video, BRB

  • Avid Reader

    She and Corbin Carona should do a video duet.

  • Kk.

    Rock sold proof that people lose their minds and make bad choices when divorcing.
    That music is like a fork shoved thru the forehead.

  • Brett Moore

    That’s kind of a description of everyone’s birth, really…

  • Tim Rogers

    Everyone might be interested to see this, too:

    http://vimeo.com/60411047

  • Avid Reader

    What a practice.

  • runDMC

    Hard to imagine but those vids could have been worse…

    “…Maxwell L. Anderson, whose wife is a curvaceous, much-younger actress and socialite. At museum events in New York, Jacqueline Buckingham Anderson used to set tongues wagging by wearing tight cat suits and feathered headdresses.”

  • JSSS

    When I saw clothes coming off, I skipped ahead. Very disappointed, but would have been more disappointed had I watched the whole thing.

  • Kelli

    What is the definition of “exactitude”? Also, those gloves.

  • joeptone

    If it’s not Mooney’s beard I’m filing a complaint with the Board of Fake-Ass Wagers.

  • fostokes

    I, for one, am looking forward to reading her new book about coping with divorce. And I didn’t even know who she was until 10 minutes ago!

  • What About Bob?

    You people a bored, ego-centric HP housewife. I see an appreciation for a scene in “Roadhouse.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_Ph1-A6Q8

  • BrandonS

    Roadhouse.

  • Not Buffy

    This is S-O-O-O Dallas! I imagine this video appeals to the other pseudo modely-actressy hausfraus of Highland Park, University Park and Preston Hollow, lumbering toward 40, who married well and have no serious career prospects percolating or on the horizon, and whose life opportunities to do something with their lives or nothing with their lives came from the real hard work, vision, talents and wealth of men who married these bodies collective Barbie 2.0s. And frankly, the entertainment value of Ms.Anderson’s video pales in comparison to the news coverage of Deion Sanders’ incredulity that Pilar, his pseudo modely-actressy hausfrau lumbering toward 40, just wants his money.

  • Not Buffy

    This is S-O-O-O Dallas! I imagine this video appeals to the other pseudo modely-actressy hausfraus of Highland Park, University Park and Preston Hollow, lumbering toward 40, who married well and have no serious career prospects percolating or on the horizon, and whose life opportunities to do something with their lives or nothing with their lives came from the real hard work, vision, talents and wealth of men who married these bodies collective Barbie 2.0s. And frankly, the entertainment value of Ms.Anderson’s video pales in comparison to the news coverage of Deion Sanders’ incredulity that Pilar, his pseudo modely-actressy hausfrau lumbering toward 40, just wants his money.

  • Avid Reader

    Roadhouse.

  • Hoo-Hoo

    No Buffy. I am a Highland Park woman and I can assure you, we are NOT of this ilk. You will find this ilk in the newer part of Mansfield and maybe Starwood.

  • A. B.

    The Andersons apparently live on Wilderness Court, near Preston and Spring Valley. So it’s more of a Far North Dallas thing.
    http://www.dallascad.org/AcctDetailRes.aspx?ID=00000794482120000

  • Neal K

    And now she’s posting every article about their divorce on her Facebook page. Well, except for this one.

  • Du-Oh

    Hoo-Hoo; Are you seriously saying this is not representative of the bubble? Ha ha ha ha ha ha, that’s a good one!

  • johnmoody

    This practice is so pretentious it make this practice utterly entertaining…as a practice. I’ll practice with her if she’ll do it nude, which of course would provide more exactitude when it come to being intuitively in the body. :-)