Whose Terrible Signature Is This?

Who is this mystery scrawler?
Who is this mystery scrawler?

I got a letter the other day, from someone most of you know. This person is fairly recognizable in Dallas; their signature is not.

First person in the comments who guesses the correct scribbler wins, in FrontBurner contest fashion, a random assortment of items from around the office: Jack Black eau de parfum, See’s orange cream lollypops, some sort of bacon bobblehead, and a bottle of barbecue sauce. The bacon bobblehead should be its own prize, truthfully. It’s that fancy.

Godspeed.

UPDATE: We have a winner, and photo proof.

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Thomas, email me to cash in on your wonderful prize.