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Bill Bragg, the Voice of Big Tex, Is Gone. Here Are His Possible Replacements.

Photo: Bryan Casey
Photo: Bryan Casey

Word came late this afternoon that Bill Bragg, the voice of Big Tex, did not have his contract renewed. Here are some possible replacements:

- Michael Irvin
– George W. Bush, while eating a sandwich
– Deion and Pilar Sanders, together, for a month
– Hank Hill from King of the Hill
– Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, performing a duet for the length of the fair
– Mark Cuban
– Ross Perot and Ross Perot, Jr., performing a ventriloquist dummy routine

5 comments on “Bill Bragg, the Voice of Big Tex, Is Gone. Here Are His Possible Replacements.

  1. No Matthew McConaughey?

    “Welcome to the State Fair of Texas, all right all right all right…”