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Bill Bragg, the Voice of Big Tex, Is Gone. Here Are His Possible Replacements.

Photo: Bryan Casey
Photo: Bryan Casey

Word came late this afternoon that Bill Bragg, the voice of Big Tex, did not have his contract renewed. Here are some possible replacements:

- Michael Irvin
– George W. Bush, while eating a sandwich
– Deion and Pilar Sanders, together, for a month
– Hank Hill from King of the Hill
– Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, performing a duet for the length of the fair
– Mark Cuban
– Ross Perot and Ross Perot, Jr., performing a ventriloquist dummy routine