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First Baptist Church Opens Its First Bed Bath & Beyond March 31

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Free eucharist to the first 100 parishioners through the doors on Easter Sunday! Get there early for all the best deals on one-way trips to heaven! Robert Jeffress will be signing Bibles in the lobby after church ($5 for members, $10 for non-members)! DEALS DEALS DEALS.

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