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First Baptist Church Opens Its First Bed Bath & Beyond March 31

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Free eucharist to the first 100 parishioners through the doors on Easter Sunday! Get there early for all the best deals on one-way trips to heaven! Robert Jeffress will be signing Bibles in the lobby after church ($5 for members, $10 for non-members)! DEALS DEALS DEALS.

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5 comments on “First Baptist Church Opens Its First Bed Bath & Beyond March 31

  1. This is funny. Of course, you realize Baptists don’t do Eucharist, nor do they call their churches “parishes” so there can’t be parishoners. Bradford, you must be Catholic or Episcopalian ;)