Zac Is at SXSW, Didn’t Tell One of Us to Do Leading Off: That’s why it’s late.
Four Adults Found Dead in Mesquite Home: Police originally sent to the home on Saturday following a report of gunshots apparently didn’t see anything suspicious and moved on. Well done. Good, thorough, police-work.
DeSoto Teacher Signs on to Citizen Astronaut Program: Thus fulfilling the dream of literally every single high school science and engineering teacher since the creation of NASA.
Sales to Return to JCPenney: So get over there, you bargainhounds.
This is the Fourth Post of the Day, So I Changed the Name: Deal with it.