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Watch FC Dallas’ Fantastic Infomercial

According to the video (hosted by “professional soccer ball-kicker Stephen Keel”), the FCD 442 Orange Obliteration System is the cure for:
– humidity
– orange
– traffic
– mosquitos
– smog
– Houstank
– no hit TV show

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  • JSSS

    If only they put that much effort into fielding a team that didn’t suck ….