Never mind that much of his country is starving to death, a hunger that has resulted in its┬ámilitary’s lowering of the minimum height of soldiers to 4 feet 7 inches, Kim Jong Un’s got a new friend.
“You have a friend for life,” Oak Cliff native and improbable North Korea ambassador Dennis Rodman told the tyrant during a basketball game. They later dined on sushi and smoked turkey. This also happened, for what it’s worth:
Um… so Kim Jong Un just got the #VICEonHBO crew wasted… no really, that happened.
— Jason Mojica (@elmodernisto) February 28, 2013