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One Betting House Is Giving 10,000-to-1 Odds that Lance Armstrong Will Be the Next Pope

Plano native Lance Armstrong is currently a 10,000-1 underdog to become the next pope, trailing literally every single person cares to list. In slightly less offensive news, the cardinal of the Galveston-Houston diocese, Daniel DiNardo, is going off at  50-to-1 to 100-to-1, depending on the house. It’s also worth noting that he’ll be one of 11 United States cardinals choosing Pope Benedict XVI’s replacement; the United States has the second-highest number of cardinals (19) behind Italy (29). Only 11 will make the trip to the Vatican, since cardinals need to be younger than 80 to vote.