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Jon Stewart, on Lance Armstrong: ‘He Was Doping? Of Course He Was Doping!’

Despite the fact that – thanks to Zac – everyone already knows what Lance Armstrong will tell Oprah Winfrey tomorrow night, television shows dedicated copious amounts of time yesterday to the revelation that yes, Lance Armstrong doped. Some foul language.

  • mynameisbill

    And the folks who were all like “Not Lance! He is a saint!” should get their peepee tested for doping, too. They had to have been smoking something. Maybe, ‘Newport Denial Menthols 100’s’ ? I dunno.

  • Team 7-11

    I wonder when RBM will pay homage to the greatest American cyclist ever, Greg LeMond?