And other Onion headlines that are actually real:
Joe Biden to Ted Cruz’s baby daughter, who cried when he held her: “It’s a Democrat, I know.” — Elise Foley (@elisefoley) January 3, 2013
Joe Biden to Ted Cruz’s baby daughter, who cried when he held her: “It’s a Democrat, I know.”
— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) January 3, 2013