Congratulations, the Mayans Were Wrong

We’ll continue with our programming today as planned.

If the Mayans were right, though, and the world as 21st-century humans knew it has ended, and you found this website in some excursive, from-the-ashes-we-rise world, and you know English, and you found a fully-charged laptop, and your new society has recreated the internet: please forgive our obsession with Helvetica. It seemed like such a cool idea at the time.