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Police Catch Handcuffed Man Who Stole Cop Car

The headline doesn’t really do this story justice. What happened:
– dude gets arrested by White Settlement police
– dude gets handcuffed, thrown in back of cop car
– dude somehow slides handcuffed hands in front of his body, rolls down window, opens door
– dude opens front door of cop car
– dude drives away

There’s no better nickname for this guy than “dude” because can you really imagine any other response when he tells his friends what he did than “duuuuuuuddddddddee?”

He was caught this morning.

2 comments on “Police Catch Handcuffed Man Who Stole Cop Car

  1. That’s a bummer that they caught him. I’m not usually rooting for burglars, but I think that when you manage to run from the cops in THEIR car and GET AWAY, that should absolve you of your charges.