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Texas A&M Fan Sings Awful, Inappropriately Sexual Song About Johnny ‘Football’ Manziel

Choice quotes:

“We tingle when the football flies”
“Johnny Football, you’re an angel to us”
“Every time he runs our hearts begin to fly”

She also uses the phrase “Lou Holtz” and the word “capitulate” in the same sentence, which is funny only when you think of Lou Holtz trying to say the word “capitulate.”

(h/t The Big Lead)