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Dallas Baptist Has a Bass Fishing Team, and Its Boat Is the Best Argument Ever For Doing Away With Church-State Separation

Source: Facebook

I didn’t know colleges had bass fishing teams. But they do, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Dallas Baptist had the baddest boat of them all.

I don’t know how I stumbled upon that photo, but I did, and I’m a better man for it.

1. America, everywhere. There’s a Founding Fathers-style character handling the bow of the boat, and the rest is wrapped in Ol’ Glory. (You should really click on that link.)

2. I’m a church and state separation kind of man, but this boat made me turn on a dime. Bible quotes on a boat? SOLD.

3. Again, I’m a sucker for the American flag.

More more photos, head to the team’s Facebook page.