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Perot Museum Needs a Copy Editor

Yesterday Bradford posted this picture from the Perot Museum of Nature and Science. The metal benches throughout the museum have various factoids cut into them. Pretty cool. Except, as a commenter named Adam pointed out, this sentence needs some help. Makes me wonder if the museum has any other benches with similarly grammatically challenged sentences. Here’s what Adam wrote:

Okay, this place is a museum? For, like, teaching our children and whatnot? If so, then how does a sentence like the one above literally get itself cut into metal? The grammar is horrible. It’s barely even English. Exactly how many “lives” does an average person get these days? I could have sworn we each got just one. How about:

“The average person accidentally eats 430 bugs each year of his or her life.”

Or, better still:

“The average person accidentally eats 430 bugs per year.”