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Come and Get Your Klyde Warren Margaritas



Yesterday, on my walk back from the Perot Museum, I spotted this sign outside El Fenix.

Today, I called the El Fenix to see what might go into a Deck Park Margarita. My guesses:

- grass clippings (for color)
- shredded money from Kelcy Warren’s secret vault (for richness)
- a individual hair off Klyde Warren’s head (for saltiness)

Turns out: hibiscus flower. Too bad the deck park doesn’t actually have any hibiscus in it.