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The Cowboys Are Selling T-Shirts For This Weekend’s Game Against the 2-7 Cleveland Browns

Source: DallasCowboys.com

Nothing screams “I WAS THERE” quite like a t-shirt.

And nothing screams “I PAID $200 TO WATCH AN AVERAGE COWBOYS TEAM PLAY A TERRIBLE BROWNS TEAM” quite like a $21.99 t-shirt from dallascowboys.com.

Unless, I don’t know, this game ends up being Tony Romo’s last game with the Cowboys and the entire state erupts in joyful rioting and the shirt ends up being worth $30 to some maniac with a “Cowboys Man Cave, bro,” you should probably save your money.

(h/t Darren Rovell)