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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Picks The Cowboys Over the Eagles in its Stone Cold Lock of the Century

“Now that Sean Payton’s a free agent, you know he’s being wooed. I’ll bet he’s in some underground catacomb in Dallas, sipping a cask of barrel-aged python blood or whatever it is Jerry Jones drinks to stay alive.”

  • Everlasting Phelps

    That’s Carl’s stone cold lock of the century of the week. If you are going to report on it, get it right.