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Thieves Steal Newly Printed Money Shipped From Dallas

An alert FrontBurnervian points us to a story about thieves intercepting “a large amount” of newly printed $100 bills that were on their way from Dallas to a Federal Reserve in New Jersey. The money was probably printed in Fort Worth. Says our FBvian, “Why on earth is the federal government sending millions (billions?) via commercial air freight next to poodle-filled kennels? It wasn’t even a direct flight. Yeah, the government is that cheap.” Soon as Zac returns from ACL, we’re going to start a movie script about the heist. Dibs.

  • DMBurrows

    And they can’t spend it yet (2013 design). This crime has Dr. Evil written all over it.

  • Albert

    It’s probably in New Delhi.