This is happening. Now. In our office. Best caption in the comments wins respect and admiration.
D Magazine’s 10 MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN in Dallas 2012
JC Penney unveils its latest store-within-a-store concept: The Black Knight’s “‘Tis but a scratch” line of apparel.
We’ve fallen and we can’t get up.
The actors auditioning for the roll of Zac Crain in the upcoming “VH1 – Behind the scenes – D Magazine ” prepare by reading a Zac Crain blog post, and falling asleep…
Dmagazine, where all the best action is from the waist up.
@bigjondaniel: Obviously, since you are a working comedian, you’re aware of the various open-mic nights at comedy clubs around town, but just in case you are not, I’m working on compiling a list. Don’t deprive the world of your out-there take on modern life, Jon.
Big Tex’s dirty little secret.
Memo to Office: Beginning today we will discontinue the lunch Blue White Scrimmage due to horrific injuries.
@Zaccrain I only have about 5-6 minutes of good material, but I’m working on more. I’ve been listening to Marc Maron’s podcast for inspiration. http://www.wtfpod.com/ I remain your humble servant…
A guy on Twitter called @RedDirtKings offered: “A spin-off of Dallas’ Cherry Pit?”
@Stacy L.: THAT is good work. We’ll give it a bit more time, but I’m already rubbing my hands together to warm them up for your high-five.
Not everyone is a dummy at D. But there are some, actually.
A visitor to D Magazine’s office on Friday afternoon searches in vain for anyone with a pulse.
“And here we have demonstrated the great diversity of the D Magazine readers”
Dallas Chapter of Heaven’s Gate located at 750 N. St. Paul, Suite 2100.
John Wiley Price’s Revenge
Craig James’ SMU Burial Ground Located
A picture from the auditions for the supporting role in Two and a Half men
After reviewing the signature on the delivery confirmation, Mr. Allison ascertained that all eight missing sections had been packed into the trunk of a vehicle belonging to Mr. Crain.
CPR training day at D.
“How many people do you think will trip over the one in the front? This is what we do when we are bored.”
Texas’ massive voter fraud uncovered!
But then again, dummies in Texas have been voting for years…
Of course the Giraffe won, they don’t have any hands!
D Magazine’s Special Best CPR Dummies in Dallas issue.
Decoys for the next time CultureMap wants to hire more employees…
The class for SMU frat boys on how to have sex with passed out KKG’s hadn’t started yet
Sales girl D-cathlon, make-out endurance event
Tim Rogers had clearly ordered the wrong kind of blow-up doll.
Coming this fall from Random House…..”Lamaze for Dummies!”
Sorry, bill holston has my vote.
For obvious reasons, I’m partial to ket’s. Darren’s too. So many great ones.
The white dummies I get. What I wish to know is where did the black female walking by come from?
Romney loses 8 voters.