Dallas, Where 70 Percent Of The People Are Horrible Human Beings Who Deserve To Die

From The Onion. Just watch (h/t Scoops):

6 comments

  1. Bad copyediting. Windsor Village United Methodist Church is in Houston. The map and announcer were supposedly in Dallas.

    @ 3:57 pm on August 20, 2012
  2. Paintball Bonanza is in Houston too.

    @ 4:47 pm on August 20, 2012
  3. Maybe, but I’m calling the Crescent Paintball Bonanza from now on. Fits just fine.

    @ 9:51 pm on August 20, 2012
  4. I think they may have deliberately named sites not actually in Dallas — the better to, you know, avoid lawsuits and/or physical assaults from our “loudmouthed, self-righteous morons.”

    On the other hand, best theater view of “Jekyll and Hyde,” ever.

    @ 9:48 am on August 21, 2012
  5. hurrah for Weeks’s other hand! Attach more to him!

    @ 2:55 pm on August 21, 2012
  6. LMFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    @ 1:16 pm on August 22, 2012