From The Onion. Just watch (h/t Scoops):
Bad copyediting. Windsor Village United Methodist Church is in Houston. The map and announcer were supposedly in Dallas.
Paintball Bonanza is in Houston too.
Maybe, but I’m calling the Crescent Paintball Bonanza from now on. Fits just fine.
I think they may have deliberately named sites not actually in Dallas — the better to, you know, avoid lawsuits and/or physical assaults from our “loudmouthed, self-righteous morons.”
On the other hand, best theater view of “Jekyll and Hyde,” ever.
hurrah for Weeks’s other hand! Attach more to him!