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Jerry Wants Him A … Super Bowl Season

Longing to turn the Cowboys around, Jerry Jones says he “wants me some glory hole!” (This is a family blog, so look it up.) Rich Dalrymple throws up some spin that doesn’t make sense. The DMN plays Jerr-uh’s clueless comment in deadpan style. The merriment continues.

  • LewP

    Jerry always puts his foot in his mouth. Now, it’s really embarrassing..

  • Joy

    Guess Jerry’ll have to get Johnson again.

  • Kk

    This is the best thing since the Sarah Palin bunch started calling themselves teabaggers.

  • Daniel

    There’s apparently a fortune to be made bringing Broadway musicals to remote oil fields and refineries.


  • David

    Could have been worse. “I want to put a Columbian Necktie on the the New York Giants. I’d love to see a threeway with us and the Redskins and the Packers in the playoffs. I’m gonna turn fifty shades of gray if we don’t go to The Show this year. We’re giving Mike Jenkins two weeks of S and M to get his shoulder feeling right again.”

  • RossG

    Jerry made The Daily Show’s Moment of Zen last night. Classic.