Jerry Wants Him A … Super Bowl Season

Posted on July 30th, 2012 10:18am by Glenn Hunter
Filed under Local News, Sports

Longing to turn the Cowboys around, Jerry Jones says he “wants me some glory hole!” (This is a family blog, so look it up.) Rich Dalrymple throws up some spin that doesn’t make sense. The DMN plays Jerr-uh’s clueless comment in deadpan style. The merriment continues.

6 comments

  1. Jerry always puts his foot in his mouth. Now, it’s really embarrassing..

    http://www.lewpblog.com/2012/07/30/jerry-jones-really-puts-his-foot-in-his-mouth-this-time/

    @ 11:15 am on July 30, 2012

  2. Guess Jerry’ll have to get Johnson again.

    @ 11:34 am on July 30, 2012

  3. This is the best thing since the Sarah Palin bunch started calling themselves teabaggers.

    @ 12:19 pm on July 30, 2012

  4. There’s apparently a fortune to be made bringing Broadway musicals to remote oil fields and refineries.

    Bye

    @ 3:11 pm on July 30, 2012

  5. Could have been worse. “I want to put a Columbian Necktie on the the New York Giants. I’d love to see a threeway with us and the Redskins and the Packers in the playoffs. I’m gonna turn fifty shades of gray if we don’t go to The Show this year. We’re giving Mike Jenkins two weeks of S and M to get his shoulder feeling right again.”

    @ 4:03 pm on July 30, 2012

  6. Jerry made The Daily Show’s Moment of Zen last night. Classic.

    @ 10:15 am on July 31, 2012