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  • Jackson

    It’s just a visor, not a hat, right?

  • Tim Rogers

    @Jackson: I don’t have frosted blond hair. It’s a hat.

  • mhassett03

    Yesterday when I commented about the visor, I actually thought I was pointing out a lighting mistake in the image. It turns out the only mistake was with your judgment.

  • Long Memory

    One of my few prejudices against guys who wear visors. And ascots. Apologies to Sean Payton with regard to the visor. It’s just my silly little issue. As for ascots? Gimme a break.

  • Tim Rogers

    @Long Memory: Again, for the record, it wasn’t a visor. It’s a hat. A hat with fake blond hair on the top.

  • towski

    Hey Tim, are you wearing a visor in that picture?

  • Eric Celeste
  • ket

    Great hat for a cool sunny morning. The fake fur keeps your bald spot warm.

  • Tim Rogers

    @Eric Celeste: You are an authority on dumb hats.

  • Eric Celeste

    @Tim Rogers: Let’s be honest: We both are.

  • Tim Rogers

    @Eric Celeste: All I see is two good-looking men with impressive facial hair.

  • Jack Jett

    Yes, yes yes those joker caps with the built in blonde hair really push the envelope. I hear when you buy one at Party City, you can purchase clown shoes for half price. Now you are talkin’ shabiggin shabobbin funny bunny and rockin’ Robin.