Craig James Confesses

James said a lot of things today in his press conference. You can get the highlights here. He admitted to taking money from boosters while at SMU, noting, “It was an insignificant amount… It was wrong. And I was 18, 19 years old.” He said some other stuff too. But no, he didn’t say anything about that.

11 comments

  1. I totally understand where Craig James is coming from. I have inhaled an insignificant amount of air during my lifetime.

    @ 8:32 pm on January 12, 2012
  2. This “insignificant amount” of money was enough to buy duct tape, rope, garrote wire and a shovel or five, if you know what I mean.

    @ 10:15 pm on January 12, 2012
  3. Somehow I don’t feel that the death penalty was dealt to SMU for “insignificant” infractions. James escaped back then but I hope he’ll be held more accountable now that the election spotlight is on him.

    @ 7:22 am on January 13, 2012
  4. …except that the guy he hired as his agent when he turned pro (Sherwood Blount) is the same person that set up the slush fund at SMU for paying players.

    http://www.ramblingbeachcat.com/2011/12/justified-sports-hatred-craig-james.html

    @ 8:09 am on January 13, 2012
  5. I personally do not believe that CRAIG JAMES WAS PAID TO KILL FIVE HOOKERS.

    @ 9:08 am on January 13, 2012
  6. Did he admit to killing those 5 hookers while at SMU?

    @ 9:24 am on January 13, 2012
  7. Dear Craig James,

    Please, please, please, please come to Lubbock for a campaign event. A few of us would like to have a word with you.

    @ 10:34 am on January 13, 2012
  8. #rememberthefive

    @ 11:15 am on January 13, 2012
  9. ANY GIVEN TUESDAY (to the tune of Golddigger)

    [Opening solo]
    They take my money, when I’m in need
    And give me service? Get real please
    Oh they’re promise breakers all the time
    That love to lie……..

    [chorus]
    (We give them money)
    Now I ain’t sayin’ they are all this way (When we’re in need)
    But they aren’t caring for no broke, broke (We give them money)
    Now I ain’t sayin’ they are all this way (When we’re in need)
    But they aren’t caring for no broke, broke (you gotta leave)
    Get down, get your message down (or you gotta leave)
    Get down, get your message down (or you gotta leave)
    Get down, get your message down (or you gotta leave)
    Get down, get your message down (or you gotta leave)

    [Verse 1]
    Perfectly groomed
    He walks into the room
    Smiling at the high rolla’s
    With the microphone on
    Talk up donors all well spent.
    On favors he is overdrawn
    But their wishes he’ll represent
    If voted in office, it’s a total con.
    But he’s looking for the one,
    Have you seen him?
    (His CPA says he’ll have a wallet like Pickens)
    Sticking to the top money donors
    He just gotta sell out a little to each owner.
    Once in office it’ll be plain to see
    How love is returned in the form of repay
    For money now, he’ll guarantee
    His ear will be theirs, whatever they say.
    You know why
    Takes too much to touch him
    From what I heard you gotta fund your whim
    And the pollsters say he’s a sure bet to win
    They don’t care, they just love what he spin.

    [Chorus]

    @ 11:57 am on January 13, 2012
  10. Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Rabbi and CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE SMU HOOKERS? Wait, I think I’ve changed the story….

    @ 2:04 pm on January 13, 2012
  11. Bryce Pilaf would be proud.

    @ 2:42 pm on January 13, 2012

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