What Shawn Marion Will Serve Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom at His Welcome-to-Dallas Dinner

The internet is abuzz with news that Dallas Mavericks player Shawn Marion will host a “Welcome Reception to Dallas” on Jan. 26 for Khloe Kardashian and his new teammates Lamar Odom, Vince Carter, and Delonte West. I’m sure Tim’s invite is in the mail, as evidenced by the photo above that proves that he is a […]

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Things to Do in Dallas This Weekend: January 6-8

Let’s get right to it: Friday I’ll start by noting that if you still want to go to the game out in Arlington that’s not really the Cotton Bowl, there are tickets available online. And if you’re a fan of Anderson Cooper’s favorite “comedian,” she’s in town too. Those who prefer a higher brow evening should […]

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Earthquake! In Dallas! But Where Was It, Exactly?

I don’t mean to suggest there’s any dispute about where this morning’s Dallas earthquake was centered. Since all the local news outlets are singing off the same U.S. Geological Survey song sheet, there’s agreement in their reports that the epicenter was near Bethany’s house, roughly at the intersection of Inwood Road and Northwest Highway. But […]

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Dallas Quakes at Midnight, Writer Blames Dog

So, true story: Last night (or early this morning, depending on your mindset), around midnight, I heard a noise in my kitchen. Loudish. I thought it was my dog, being a douche canoe, and I may have actually told him, “Hey, you, quit being so loud on a school night,” or something to that effect […]

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Jakadrien Turner, Despite Exciting Deportation to Colombia, is Just Another Bored Teenager

The Atlantic Wire pored over the Twitter and Facebook accounts of Jakadrien Turner, the Dallas teenager who was mistakenly deported to Colombia last April after she gave a false identity to officers in Houston. The takeaway? She never discussed the deportation. Though, she often alluded to missing home and a “weird situation.” But like many […]

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