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Did Craig James Kill Five Hookers?

By now you are probably aware that it appears Craig James will run for the U.S. Senate. So do this: in your little Google box up there in the corner of your browser, start typing “Craig James.” Watch for the first auto-fill option.

Can’t fight the internet.

44 comments on “Did Craig James Kill Five Hookers?

  1. As far as I know, there is absolutely no basis for anyone to say that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. None at all.

  2. If it’s true, it’ll make him a shoe in! Killing hookers and getting away it with it, is just another day, on “the hill”!

  3. Look, I think the guy is a douche, but there is no reason to think that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. What a silly rumor.

  4. I think there is some credence to the rumor that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. The internet never lies.

    If CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU, then I’m sure he did it with the noblest of intentions.

  5. It would be a shame if Google increased its ranking of a rumor that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS. I would be surprised if Craig James killed five hookers. In fact I would be saddened if Craig James killed five hookers. Say, did you hear the one about Craig James killed five hookers? What am I doing tonight? Why, I’m watching a show that says, Craig James killed five hookers. Just kidding. There’s no way Craig James killed five hookers. I know for a fact that tomorrow’s paper will refute that Craig James killed five hookers. Three guys entered a bar: a priest, a rabbi and a virgin. The priest said, “did you hear that Craig James killed five hookers?”

  6. The silence of ESPN, the Craig James PR folks, and Craig James himself is quite telling…

    Also, Snopes.com has not disproved the rumor.

  7. EDSBS should be a must read for every college football fan. They do make sure to type allegedly when they discuss the possibility that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.

  8. I wanna ask you a question. When you came pullin’ in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said “Craig James Killed Five Hookers Storage”? I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It ain’t the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead hooker in my garage and your allegation that Craig James killed five hookers at SMU.

  9. So Tim Rogers must be gay. Google Tim Rogers and it comes up: Tim Rogers and the fellas. Wow. So gay.

  10. According to multiple reports, Craig James will run for political office. If he in fact does that, he will be making a colossal mistake. He apparently wants to run for the U.S. Senate seat that Kay Bailey Hutchison currently holds. She will not be seeking re-election. Craig James is far from the only person that will be running. However, he will be the one with the most baggage.

    His opponents will no doubt want to talk about character. That will be a problem for Mr. James. It will be a problem because the facts will not be on his side. He was part of the SMU program that eventually received the death penalty for paying players. Craig James has tried to sidestep the question about whether he ever received any money from boosters. What Craig James has not done is come out and categorically deny that he ever received money from any boosters while he was at SMU.

    Another fact that opponents will use against Craig James is the fact that he hired a PR firm to smear the name of a football coach (Mike Leach). Mr. James has admitted under oath that he hired the same PR firm that did the famous “swift boat” ads that targeted John Kerry. It does not help that there is a general consensus across Texas that James used the PR firm to unjustly railroad former Texas Tech football coach Mike Leach. The actions of Mister James and Texas Tech are considered by many to be sleazy, even by Washington D.C. standards.

    If Craig James wants to run, then he has every right to. His opponents also have the right to tell the voters what a horrible person he is. On the bright side, his running for the Senate, should keep him off of ESPN. It might even be safe for college football fans to turn the volume back up when watching ESPN. If James does run he will lose. That will be a win for the citizens of Texas.
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  11. Hey, I work at ESPN and it is common knowledge here his contract is not being renewed. He took a big hit over the Leach deal. I gues it is easier to bluff folks and say you are running for US Senate than it is to admit you were dumped.

  12. Wow. As someone who holds degrees from both Texas Tech and SMU, I never really like the guy, but now that I know that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS while at SMU, there is no way he will receive my vote.

  13. I know Craig James. Craig James is a friend of mine. And never would have CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS.

  14. @PR: You’re next

    @Brandon: Please adhere to AP style when discussing the fact that there is no proof CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS.

  15. It was while he was at SMU, that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS. It was a pitty – I heard at least 4 of the 5 were real nice guys.

  16. Craig James was allegedly known as the “Hooker Assassin” at SMU. There were many rich and influential people that were SMU donors at the time CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU. Along with the payments to the players came expectations that certain indiscretions committed by these rich guys be “taken care of” by certain players on the team – allegedly. Apparently, Craig James, being the consummate teammate that he was, enthusiastically volunteered (allegedly) to take over the duty from Eric Dickerson, who was a consummate professional — or at least he had the decency to refuse to play for A&M. As a result, Eric had the opportunity to develop more on the field and become one of the best RB’s in history. Meanwhile, CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS, two for himself, two for Eric, and one just because she asked if he played for the Broncos (allegedly). The moral decay that Craig incurred resulting from killing the 5 hookers combined with the sleaziness that Craig James had to wallow in to get Leach fired is what really sucked out the last bit of soul he had — undoubtedly doing more to prepare him for the US Senate than anything else could have.

  17. You people are so ignorant. Show me one shred of evidence that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. This guilty until proven innocent crap has got to stop. The fact that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU has never been proven and yet you still continue to post that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU, I mean give the poor guy a break. If CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU then I am sure there would have been some sort of investigation into whether CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. Now don’t get me wrong, if CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU I will recant my whole statement. But until it is proven I think we should all refrain from posted that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU until we know for a fact CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. I will now get off my soapbox………….. By the way, CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.

  18. Man, this stuff claiming that Craig James killed five hookers at SMU is really taking off. Did Craig James really kill five hookers at SMU? Or is this just a rumor? I heard Craig James killed more than five hookers at SMU, possibly six or seven.

  19. There isn’t one single shred of evidence that proves that Craig James DIDN’T kill 5 hookers while at SMU. And you’re right Coin, he’s never ever denied it. It doesn’t get more lock-tight than that. Honestly, there’s no help for some of you people.

  20. Craig James killed five hookers? I heard the Dallas PR firm’s insurance company won’t cover her in the slander suit Mike Leach has filed against her. Why not an article on how her clients kill hookers? Death by Craig James is a terrible way to go for hookers or SMU. Craig James killed five hookers?

  21. Why is it that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU? After the way he destroyed two football programs and slandered an honorable man, Mike Leach, this hooker killer doesn’t deserve to be elected. I can’t wait to vote AGAINST him.

  22. I didn’t realize Craig James killed 5 hookers……I just thought he locked them in a dark room for not working hard enough for him

  23. he lives on “Real Street”? was he living on real street when he killed both SMU and Tech’s football programs? i really think he killed those 5 dead hookers….I really do! i wish I had a “helicopter dad” like Craig James to save me every time I had a worry. what’s next, Adam James for VP? these people are mere pond scum.

  24. What’s this I hear about CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU all over the internet? Wow, who knew?

  25. Yeah I talked to the guy, and he said it’s true. Weird, huh? CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS.

  26. My girlfriend who I was dating when Craig James was first accused of killing 5 hookers at SMUwanted to know if I had heard that Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU?

    Can you believe it? Someone is saying that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU

    Wow, Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU, who would have ever thought it?

  27. My question is did CRAIG JAMES KILL 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU all at the same time or were they at different times. Was one a volleyball player?