An Open Letter to Headline Writers Everywhere

Yes, Khloe Kardashian is married to Lamar Odom, who is now a Maverick. Yes, all female Kardashians (which seriously sounds like something that tried to kill Spock or something in a Star Trek episode) have names that start with K.

But for the love of God, can we not write headlines that replace the hard C in words with a K? I’m looking at you, CBS 11, and warning the rest of you. Just don’t. Please.

9 comments

  1. Too late.

    @ 1:52 pm on December 12, 2011
  2. Krazy.

    @ 1:57 pm on December 12, 2011
  3. Kreader Kills a Kajillion Kpeople Kafter Kreading Khorrible Kheadline

    @ 2:17 pm on December 12, 2011
  4. An open letter to blog posters, particularly blog “columnists”.

    I encourage you to develop your own style of writing. Please do not simply copy the latest cliches that rush through popular culture.

    For example: ” Just don’t. Please. ”

    Thank you and happy holidays.

    @ 2:46 pm on December 12, 2011
  5. ChwanzaaFest?

    @ 3:20 pm on December 12, 2011
  6. “Just don’t. Please,” is trademarked? Here I thought it was just a simple request I say often to everyone from the bus boy taking my nearly full iced tea glass to the neighbor children with the vuvuzelas and the air horn.

    Duly noted, pookie.

    @ 3:21 pm on December 12, 2011
  7. When I was younger, I saw a restaurant called “Kathy’s Kitchen Kafe.” I have a theory about people who replace hard C’s with K’s. I think they’re racist.

    @ 8:59 am on December 13, 2011
  8. @DuckDuckGoose:

    Hey, at least she didn’t say, “Really? Really?” Or “Not so much.”

    You need to count your blessings during the Kristmas season.

    @ 10:34 am on December 13, 2011
  9. What next – Ron Korning????

    @ 5:56 pm on December 14, 2011