I don’t spend tons of time on Facebook, much to the despair and confusion of some of my friends. But on Saturday, I just so happened to see a former roommate’s status update that said, “not my chair, not my problem.” Which, of course, is from the old Dan Deacon video, “Drinking Out of Cups.” It was really hilarious at the time we discovered it, back when there were six of us crammed into a two bedroom apartment and none of us wanted to clean out the refrigerator because the important stuff (beer) was in the mini fridge, anyway. Not my scuzzy produce, not my problem.
This ends up being relevant, since Dan Deacon is actually here tonight with Wham City, his comedy troupe, at Dan’s Silverleaf in Denton. I have attended a Dan Deacon concert. I’ve never made it to a Dan Deacon comedy hour. I imagine the two might be similar, maybe minus the forced stranger-touching, but I’ve been wrong before. At the concert, he made the audience hold hands and do some sort of touchy-feely train thing. I was legitimately horrified, and the evening soured after I refused to participate and angered my friendlier companions. I’ve potentially mellowed since then, which is good. Wham City’s variety show sounds bonkers, which sounds like great fun on a Monday night. Especially since it’s pretty gloomy and gross out.
And not only is it Monday night, it’s the first Monday of November. As such, it’s my duty to remind you of Screen Door’s First Monday tasting, which offers a choice of two free small plates not featured on the regular menu. I always have a great time at this. Tonight you get to decide between buffalo quail wings wings with blue cheese slaw, Brunswick stew pot pie, or an end of summer berry trifle. Reservations are required, though, so go make one ASAP. If you’re looking for something similar-ish but you’re less interested in hanging around the Arts District, Chef Gorji hosts a wine and fancy pizza tasting at Canary by Gorji in Addison.
For more to do tonight, go here.
For the November issue of D Magazine, I wrote about a lawsuit filed over a 362-page novel published by an eighth-grader at Highland Park Middle School. The book tells the story of a sweet, pretty, popular girl and her circle of drinking, drugging, sex-crazed peers. The main character — whose mother filed the lawsuit — is eventually drugged and date raped. She ends up prostituting herself before her friends realize that she’s been victimized and make her homecoming queen.
Neither family wanted to comment on the record, but last week, attorneys for the parents of the young author responded to the lawsuit, filing a motion for summary judgment that requests the case be dismissed completely. Details after the jump.
While Dallas anguishes over marking the 50th anniversary of John F. Kennedy’s assassination in
2013, the president’s nephew has a message for the city: Get over the collective angst, already. “The people here loved him,” Anthony Kennedy Shriver, the son of JFK’s sister Eunice and Sargent Shriver, said in Dallas Saturday. “I spoke with a man who saw him 20 minutes before he died, and he said he still gets chills, thinking about that day. It’s not the fault of the people of Dallas.
“What the community did with the [Sixth Floor Museum] was fantastic,” Shriver (pictured in photo by Jeanne Prejean) went on. “I took my daughter and my mom there a couple of years before she died. She was really moved by it. … [The assassination] was not the city’s fault … just as I’m not responsible if one of my family members … is a drug addict; that’s not a reflection on me. Nobody in my family has ever spoken in anything but a loving way about the people of Dallas.”
Shriver, who was in town raising money for his Best Buddies nonprofit for people with intellectual and developmental disabilities, has often been mentioned as a potential Democratic candidate for governor of Florida, where he lives. He said he prays every day and is “open” to the possibility of running in 2014, if that turns out to be God’s plan for him.
His team was coming off one of the most dramatic, heart-breaking losses in World Series history. He never thought anyone outside of that room would ever hear the speech. And as we know, the team in this audio sadly went on to lose. Now, listen to Ron Washington give a pre-game speech like only Ron Washington could. (Warning: This is all sorts of explicit and not safe for work or children or Cardinals fans.)
Want to know how good a governor is? (Yes, I’m looking at you, Rick Perry.) Make a visit to the state’s Department of Motor Vehicles.
In Texas, you’d better take a book, a crossword, and two or three past issues of the New Yorker. I recently spent 4.5 hours waiting there with Allisonette #4, and we still didn’t get the problem resolved (one guy said one thing, another guy said, sorry, what the first guy said is not right, etc.).
In Indiana, on the other hand, visits to the DMV take an average of six minutes and forty seconds. They know it because they clock it. Mitch Daniels, Indiana’s governor, mentioned it kind of offhandedly in a small luncheon a couple of weeks ago in Dallas, and the executives around the table nearly exploded in appreciative laughter. In Texas, such a thing is unimaginable. (But then again, so was the fall of the Soviet Union, which the DMV so much resembles.) In his new book, Keeping the Republic, he explains how he did it. Basically, it came down to collecting and analyzing data about the problem, figuring out where technology could help, then applying some intelligent scrutiny to where it couldn’t.
Yes, I know. I mentioned the word “intelligent.” Poor Texas.
Did Fracking Cause Oklahoma Earthquakes? The largest earthquake ever recorded in Oklahoma stuck Saturday night, registering a 5.6 magnitude, with tremors felt as far south as Plano, Frisco, and Irving. That initial quake was then followed by ten aftershocks. And while gas companies claim there is no proof of a connection between drilling and and earthquakes, a position backed up (sort of) by the Oklahoma Geological Survey, there’s this: earthquakes in Oklahoma have spiked from 50 in 2009 to 1,047 in 2010; and this report on natural gas drilling in the United Kingdom did find an connection between earthquakes and fracking.
Eight Occupy Dallas Protesters Arrested, City To Investigate Confrontation: Video seems to show a police officer trying to rip a flag away from an Occupy Dallas protester, and when the protester resists (rather eagerly), the two tumble to the ground. That’s when hell broke loose: pepper spray and multiple arrests. Now the city is investigating the incident.
Tyson Chandler Won’t Return to Mavericks: That’s because of the new collective-bargaining agreement (still under-negotiation) that is increasingly likely to be the product of the ongoing NBA negotiations. “For years, the Lakers have been able to win championships and re-sign their players and keep them there so they can go out for another title,” Chandler says. “Now, to put that deal in place after we win ours, I don’t like it one bit.”