Vote Early, Vote Often. Did you know we’re supposed to be voting for something? Yeah. We are. And today’s the last day you can vote early for – waitaminute. It’s not even people. We’re voting for constitutional amendments. There are 10 of them, apparently, and a lot of them look kind of important. So you know, there’s that. Even if they aren’t people.
Horrible Things. I’m not even going to joke about this, but apparently two men died after being trapped in a sewage line near Fairview. I can think of a million and one ways to die, and being swept away in a stream of sewage is way at the bottom of the list. I mean, one minute you’re doing your work, and the next minute, you’re trapped in sewage. Just … no.
Things That Are Hard to Prove. The Loch Ness Monster. The love between John Wiley Price and Maurine Dickey. Anything involving the Trinity River. Arthur and Archie. And well, the alleged insolvency of the Dallas Mavericks, when the person you’re suing includes a picture of Dirk Nowitzki holding the Larry O’Brien. So yeah, state district Judge Craig Smith kind of dismissed Ross Perot Jr.’s suit against Mark Cuban yesterday.
Occupy Dallas to Occupy Dallas Somewhere Else. Reportedly, Occupy Dallas campers voted to move from their City Hall digs to somewhere else yesterday. According to reports, they’ve had a hard time distinguishing between actual protesters and people who are just there for the donated food. Yes, this is ironic, since the people who likely want the donated food and supplies are probably part of the 99 percent. Only, then they denied saying they decided to move. So in summary, Occupy Dallas will Occupy Something In Dallas for the foreseeable future.
Did You Know … that there is still a sport being played in the Dallas area? If you clicked that link and thought it was going to be another team, I shall remind you of this. Also, college football is awesome. And high school football. You should just watch that instead of the thing I just linked. Or the thing I linked first. You can watch that, too. Those things will make you happy. The other thing will just make you have lamentations and you will drink many beers and raise your fist in the air in a brief, weak gesture of anger before letting it fall limply to your side, as your shoulders slump and you realize that Roger Staubach and Troy Aikman cannot have a football baby together that will grow up to be the best quarterback in the history of ever. So just watch the things I told you about, because thinking about that will put bad images in your head, man. Bad.
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it’s spelled Maurine, B, not Maureen
IJS
It isn’t drowning in sewage. It’s being overcome with gas, passing out, then dying.
If you want a real nightmare scenario put yourself in the shoes of worker number two. You’re on top. You see worker number collapse.
You know what must be happening to worker number one. Your options two terrible to consider.
You can save yourself and have to live with knowing that you did nothing and worker number one died.
Or you can attempt to hold your breath and save worker number one.
You are trained that the first option is the right one.
Of course your training never allows you to be in this situation in the first place.
Occupy Wall St. sounds cool and glorious…
Occupy Dallas or Occupy Fort Worth sounds like punishment.
On the sewer accident…I hope both families find a good lawyer and sue the h-ll out of that construction company…they should have at least gave them masks and measured the air quality (or whatever) before putting that first guy down there.
The homeless and transients appear to have clearly defined goals and have found a way to achieve them: 1) find a safe area to sleep where you won’t be run off by authorities, 2) secure free food, and 3) make new friends.
No wonder the ODs are against them.
Fixed. Thanks, jrp.
well, you know, as someone who’s name has been misspelled countless times and the fact that i’m an editor, it’s hard to let that stuff fly
otherwise, spot on, crispy clean, and informative Leading Off, as is your usual
and isn’t there some lesbian state rep or something who acts as Price’s date for most functions? or did i make that up?