Dog Stolen From Vet Prompts Investigation. Linda Erwin dropped her 9-month-old Chihuahua off at her vet to get her spayed. Then the dog went missing. Erwin has no idea where she is. Turns out, the vet she used (which Erwin admits she did not research, because never in her life has she had to research a vet) has a felony charge of drug possession and has had problems with the Texas Board of Veterinary Medical Examiners. But he couldn’t talk to WFAA about it. He was busy delivering a calf. Not sure if you’ve delivered a calf before, but, trust me, it’s not something you want a video camera around.
Top Chef Takes On Lone Star State. This article in the News promises that the new season of Top Chef, which airs tonight and is based in San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas, won’t promote the Texas stereotypes. I’m thinking that’s a bunch of crap. Have you seen the promos? It’s all “Everything’s bigger in Texas” with Padma in a denim dress and Colicchio wearing a pearl snap. Oh, maybe they’ll show a vet delivering a calf and then the chefs have 20 minutes to take that calf and make, oh, never mind.
TCU Student’s Racial Slur Gets Covered Up. Graham “Like the Cracker” McMillan apparently introduces himself like that all the time. And none of his friends seem annoyed by it. Or by his hair. However, an adviser did have problems with Graham’s slogan on his campaign posters for Student Government’s vice president position, and told him to cover up the cracker part. So he did. I wonder if that adviser attended ESD.
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Re., “Like the Cracker”
Bwahahahahaha. We are doomed.
Graham crackers are offensive? Then how will we make s’mores?
Can we still eat brownies?
We’re getting more European by the day.
The term “s’mores” is offensive on several levels. First, it is offensive to Arabs, and for others, it suggests gluttony and class division.
Many children cannot have even one s’more, much less some more s’mores. Those privileged enough to have more s’mores than most will also become costly to the State through more weight gain.
S’mores are reflective of an unregulated corporate culture gone crazy — I mean, what else does the combination of fire, melty stuff, and thin, crisp wafers scream to you?
Sincerely,
The 99%
And while we are on the subject of Jerry Jones (We were talking about him right?), the Cowboys are getting national attention again because Jerry doesn’t recognize there are problems.
http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/11/02/wakeup-call-lance-armstrong-has-a-better-way-to-run-the-dallas-cowboys/
TCU was my safety school. So glad I went to SMU where they have bigger and better things to worry about.
No posts about the poor dog? Oh, the humanit — I mean, the canine sensibilities.
If he’s had a felony drug conviction, the only reasonable assumption is that he murdered the animal in some kind of satanic sacrifice. If he happens to have had a driving-with-a-suspended-license charge, too — well, that would prove it.
Daniel, a dog being mysteriously taken from a vet office, TCU covering up racial epithets, and the biggest kicker of all…’Top Chef’ taking place in Texas! Satanic influences could very well be at play here, in our fair State!
Texas is like a third world country when it comes to animals and those who abuse them. It’s amazing that he’s allowed to keep practicing.