Articles for October, 2011

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Leading Off (10/12/11)

Rangers Lost. And now there’s talk of what went wrong and what needs to go right. But, I’m not worried. I have faith. Bandwagoners always have faith. (By the time we get to the action, most of the doubtful moments have already passed.) You know who else has faith? Ben Doskocil, the lifelong Rangers fan who caught the Nelson Cruz grand slam ball. (And, just in cause you’re wondering, he’s not selling.)

Pet Cemetery Could Be Destroyed. Listen. I know how these people feel about the possibility of their pets’ cemeteries being auctioned off. I recently said goodbye to my childhood home where Rusty, Flower, Rosy, Ringo, and Butch were all buried. It made me sad. The difference, though, is that my burial plots were free. These people paid hundreds of dollars to have their pets buried. And there’s the history. One tombstone dates back to 1945. So I see why they’d be saddened by this, and I hope something can be done.

Terror Plot Foiled. Manssor Arbabsiar offered a Drug Enforcement Administration informant $1.5 million to kill Adel al-Jubeir, a UNT graduate and Saudi ambassador to the U.S. The plan was for a bomb to kill al-Jubeir at a restaurant in Washington, D.C. Arbabsiar once lived in North Texas, but most recently lived in Corpus Christi. He was arrested two weeks ago. Obviously, he did not know that his hired murderer worked for the government.

State Fair of Texas Picture of the Day: Oct. 11

A three-legged dog catches a frisbee.  Photo by Jason Janik

A three-legged dog catches a frisbee. Photo by Jason Janik

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Is Tonight’s Debate Rick Perry’s Last Chance?

Conservative writer John Avlon over at the Daily Beast has some thoughts on why tonight’s debate is Rick Perry’s last chance to “prevent Mitt Romney’s coronation.” His main arguments: Perry is still the favorite of the “Tea-vangelist crowd” (though most would gladly vote for Romney if it means beating Obama) and with some early wins in places like Iowa and South Carolina, the horse-race mentality of primary coverage could give him all the momentum he’d need to take the nomination. But all that comes down to tonight. High drama.

Of course, that’s still not enough to get me to watch the debate instead of the Rangers game. And until then, I’ll be watching this on repeat.

Ruptured Gas Line Shuts Down Streets in Downtown Dallas

Take a late lunch, or prepare for a long one. A gas line that ruptured just before 11 a.m. on Main Street near the Neiman Marcus building has prompted emergency crews to block off several of the surrounding streets. Steer clear of Main Street at Field, Akard at Elm, Commerce at Ervay, and St. Paul at Main.

Cheney: Protests “Crazy,” Obama “A Train Wreck”

Former Vice President Dick Cheney may be thinner these days, outfitted with a permanent Dick Cheney with tubes IMG_0079heart pump, and clad in two kinds of shoes due to a leg problem. But he’s still as bluntly outspoken as ever, taking aim at President Barack Obama, his old nemesis The New York Times, and the Occupy Wall Street movement during a Dallas visit flogging his new memoir, In My Time.

Greeting scores of invited guests at a Highland Park manse on Gillon Avenue yesterday, the ex-HP resident (pictured in photo by Jeanne Prejean) was asked his opinion of the Occupy Wall Street protests. “That’s crazy,” he replied, waving one hand dismissively. “I’m not one of those who think that’s going to do any good. It’s hard to tell what they’re for and what they’re against.” The former veep was dismissive of Obama as well, calling the president “a train wreck.”

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Things To Do In Dallas Tonight: Oct. 11

We writers are sensitive folk. I’d argue that very few actually believe that his or her work is any good and that he or she is universally well-liked, though of course a certain perspective on criticism is both necessary and healthy. But you can’t just freak out on every person who doesn’t think every word that drips from your pen (er, keyboard) is some sort of magic juice that will feed the world’s hungry and eliminate the need for Botox. It’s not. Which is why this evening’s big event sort of puts me at a crossroads.

On one hand, Alice Hoffman, tonight’s Arts & Letters Live guest author, is a nice reminder of the fantasy novels I loved in middle and high school. I enjoyed Practical Magic; Hoffman has been prolific since then. She’s had a very successful career, and she’s managed to do it without sparkling vampires and vapid Mary Sue-style protagonists. But back in 2009, she turned me off with an incredibly obnoxious, quickly deleted Twitter rant about a critic, in which she went so far as to encourage her fans to harass the reviewer by publishing the reviewer’s home phone number (she got it wrong, funnily enough) and email address. She wasn’t exactly sorry about it, either, which is her prerogative. I suppose it’s then mine to allow an author’s personal issues cloud my feelings about her work. But of course, you do as you like. And if you like Alice Hoffman, you’ll want to visit the Arts District tonight.

Otherwise, there are other intellectual pursuits happening across town. TEDxSMU holds live auditions for a “audience choice” speaker tonight at the Kessler in Oak Cliff, where the winner gets a spot on the main stage at the conference in December. Thirteen people will give two to three minute speeches on a variety of topics. You and a panel of guest judges (which just so happens to include Zac Crain) vote on a favorite. Zac gave some extra insight into the whole thing here. If you’re hungry before or after, I’ve been wanting try Jonathan’s, though it looks like it might be better saved for breakfast or brunch. BEE is also tasty and open until 10 p.m.

For more to do this evening, head this way.

What Would You Have to Do to Pioneer Plaza to Cause $1 Million in Damage?

So the Dallas Morning News notes that the permit that was granted to the Occupy Dallas group to remain encamped at Pioneer Plaza through Friday requires that they provide proof of having $1 million in liability insurance by 5 p.m. today.

Odds that this will happen?

East Dallas Times Editor in Coma

Since I don’t live in East Dallas, I haven’t had much reason to regularly click over to EastDallasTimes.com. But I have met its publisher and editor, Bruce Felps, who is a pretty nice guy. Apparently he suffered a brain aneurysm last week, and has been in a coma at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital Dallas since.

This article at NBCDFW.com (where Felps also blogs) gives more details. You can keep up with his progress here.

Let’s Break Down Derek Holland’s Day

Innings: 2 2/3

Walks: 4

Strikeouts: 0

Retweets issued when he should have been studying film to figure out why he pitched so poorly: Too many to count

(Hat tip to The Musers for pointing this out)

Leading Off (10/11/11)

Rangers Are Awesome. I really hope you watched the game the last night, because Nelson Cruz’s walk-off grand slam in the 11th inning was quite something. To celebrate this morning, pop over to the Detroit Free Press. Columnist Drew Sharp will 1) help you relive the awesomeness and 2) remind you that some newspaper writers can actually write. Sample: “The Tigers no longer have baserunners. They have castaways, hopelessly lost on an island, waiting for a rescue that never comes. They would be better off flashing SOS signals to overhead planes than counting on a teammate bringing them home with a clutch hit.”

T. Boone Pickens Has a Fancy House. This story is behind the paywall, but I think you can still see the photos. Pickens has himself a little weekend getaway up in the Panhandle. A new coffee table book has a look at it. Alan Peppard reports that the property features “two elegant homes, stone-tiered waterfalls, elevated aqueducts, 20 miles of manmade lakes, a chapel, vast kennels, a movie theater, an airstrip, a golf course, an art gallery and guesthouses.”

Occupy Dallas Settles in for the Long Haul. The protest group got a permit (sub. req.) that will allow them to remain camped out at Pioneer Plaza until Friday, but some members vow to hang in there “until the change occurs.” Me, I would have given my protest group a name that allows more flexibility. Instead of Occupy Dallas, maybe something like Extended Stay Dallas.

Red River Shootout Photos: Get ‘Em While They’re Hot

Texas fans at Sfuzzi. (photography by Desiree Espada)

Texas fans at Sfuzzi. (photography by Desiree Espada)

If you listened to our advice, you probably ended up at some sweet spot to watch the Sooners dominate the Longhorns on the football field. If so, check out our Party Pics to see if you’re famous. If you didn’t, shame on you. Click to see what you missed.

First Baptist’s Dr. Robert Jeffress On His Endorsement of Rick Perry

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Claw! Antlers!

Let’s not pretend anyone is doing a lick of work now. Game 2 in the ALCS is going on, and Derek Holland and his mustache are on the mound. Predictions? Who is going to the World Series? C’mon, waste some time here.

State Fair of Texas Picture of the Day: Oct. 10

Which one is the real deal?  Photo by Jason Janik

Which one is the real deal? Photo by Jason Janik

The clouds have finally broken today, and we’re seeing some beautiful skies.

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