"Governor Perry, I was hoping you could comment on Texas A&M's potential move to the SEC and how you think it will affe--"

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"Governor Perry, PLEASE, sir, if you could just spea--"

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"Maybe we should try a different approach. Let's see. Governor! Coyote!"

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"Wow. He's really in the zone today. Hm, let's see. Governor Perry! Mitt Romney!"

"BRING THE INFIDEL TO ME!"

"Oh good, you put the gun away. Now, Governor Perry, if you could PLEASE talk about A&M's move to--"

"I SAID BRING ME THE GODLESS INFIDEL ROMNEY AND HIS SOCIALIST HAIRCARE PACKAGE!!!"

"Holy s--t! Is that a GD grenade launcher? What on earth? Rick, they were joking. Lord."

"INDEED IT IS A GRENADE LAUNCHER, GHOST OF LARRY MCMURTRY. NOW, ROMNEY. PRODUCE HIM!!!"

"Governor. GOVERNOR. Snap out of it. Governor Perry!" (slaps him hard across the face)

"Wha--? What happened? Where am I?"

"You are in a press conference, sir. We were asking you about Texas A&M joining the SEC. You, uh, sir, you seemed to have fallen in love with your guns again, and maybe thought you were hunting Mitt Romney."

"Aw, fiddlesticks, I told you boys not to wake me up when I was in my Mitt blind. I TOLD YOU. Okay, fine. I guess since I'm here I'll answer a few questions."

Oh, that would be fantastic. Thank you, sir. As we were saying, Governor Perry, what are your thoughts on A&M leaving the Big 12 for--"

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