Normally, Cubes and I agree on most things, except music, fashion, technology, Entourage, the ideal taunting facial gesture, how to approach the signing of a mediocre center, t-shirt tightness, and — you know, now that I actually write this down, I guess we don’t agree on much, other than we both (me somewhat begrudgingly) consider him a genius because he brought Dallas a NBA championship.
Anyway. We don’t agree on this super conference business. After the jump, my idea.
It may sound unwieldy at first, but stick with it. I’ve come up with one sort of umbrella conference divided into a number of divisions.
CONFERENCE USA 50
Divisions:
Texas
California
Florida
Mississippi
Missouri
Oregon
Washington
Georgia
North Carolina
South Carolina
Virginia
West Virginia
North Dakota
South Dakota
Minnesota
Utah
Idaho
Wyoming
Oklahoma
Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Maine
Vermont
Connecticut
New Hampshire
Massachusetts
Colorado
Arizona
Alaska
New Mexico
Nevada
Hawaii
Kansas
Pennsylvania
New York
Maryland
Alabama
Louisiana
Arkansas
Michigan
Wisconsin
New Jersey
Delaware
Tennessee
Kentucky
Iowa
Montana
Nebraska
Rhode Island
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Being super-nervous that my team is about to land in the FBS, I love it. (Though I’m sure some will grumble about the lack of parity in the Rhode Island Division…)
Really? You realize this is about TV money right?
You want midnight madness games huh.. lol
@youra mom: Are you asking me or Cuban? I … I am confused.