Articles for July 31st, 2011

Shawn Marion Turns Down Dancing with the Stars

Shawn Marion, according to TMZ, has turned down an offer to be on “Dancing with the Stars” because he’s worried that if the lockout ends, he’ll either have to leave the competition to go play basketball, or he’ll be stuck trying to do both. Or something.

But this sounds like he’s pretty confident in his dancing skills. I mean, he could have the skills of Kenny Mayne, IJS.

Chicago Bears Do Their Best To Assemble the 2010 Dallas Cowboys

The Chicago Bears have now signed two pretty popular former Cowboys, and also Roy Williams. Marion Barber and Sam Hurd will join Williams in the windy city, playing for a Bears team that went to the conference championship game last season. Bears fans are probably feeling a little uneasy hearing this news. Cowboys fans? Eh.