Articles for July 20th, 2011

Jason Terry is Pitching a Reality Show

Via the always great Ball Don’t Lie comes word that JET is looking for a home for what he’s calling Homecourt Advantage:

Set in the glitzy world of NBA basketball star Jason Terry, this is a comical, never before-seen look at his off-court life with high school sweetheart wife, four young daughters, crazy mom and pimp dad.

Eh, I guess. I mean, OBVIOUSLY obviously I would watch that. I would watch any Maverick-related reality show, but most of them, honestly, would be pretty boring. Anyway, a quick ranking. Actually, I could and would do it for everyone in the organization — and don’t think I wouldn’t watch one starring communications team Sarah Melton and Scott Tomlin — but I’ll just hit you with my top 3.

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Jean-Jacques Taylor’s Greatest Hits

On the occasion of JJT officially joining ESPN Dallas, I’ve gone through the archives and collected some of his best lines from some of his best columns at the DMN. Where did I collect them, you ask? Good question. They are after the jump, just chilling, listening to “Award Tour” and gently bobbing their heads. Ready to meet them? OK! Jump.

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Yet Another Post About John Wiley Price Running for Re-election

As we’ve mentioned twice already today, John Wiley Price is running for re-election despite you know, all that stuff.  So quick question: Do we need term limits for Dallas County Commissioners?

Things To Do In Dallas Tonight: July 20

The same merry band of friends who went off to Japan and promptly got earthquaked are now winging their way to San Diego Comic Con. I’m less worried about seismic activity than I am about the ravenous, deafening hoards of Twilight fans who starting lining up four days early. They’re outnerding everyone, which is more than a little embarrassing considering all the real geek-bait scheduled to show up (Favreau, Del Toro, Spielberg, the entire cast of Community, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Nicolas Cage, who  some people like). Grr, argh. Twenty points if you get that reference.

Anyway, I’m not jealous. Nope. Not when there’s so much to do around here. Tonight at Gexa Pavilion, the perfectly coiffed men of Def Leppard will sing the most romantic, moving song I can think of right at this moment along with many other important treatises on life, love, and something entirely different called love-hate. The band reminds me of my very first car, an old teal Volvo sedan I affectionately refer to as the “steel trap.” I finally had total control of the radio station and “Pour Some Sugar On Me” was on all the time. Cranky people, you’ll be pleased to know that “Love Bites” ousted inspirational diddy “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” from the number one spot on the charts way back when. Misplaced nostalgia for bad perms past aside, that’s as good a reason as any to go see them tonight.

And of course, when Ticketmaster sends out emails for canceled concerts, they don’t bother to A) include me on that chain or B) update the purchase ticket link. Big conspiracy to turn me into a lying liar, I’m sure. Anyway, another option especially for hungry d0-gooders is a four-course wine dinner at Canary by Gorji in Addison. It’s the first event of several in their “culinary campaign” for Race for the Cure. Susan Auler of Fall Creek Vineyards will be there to explain the wine picks. It’s a little on the pricey side for regular old Wednesday, but again, good causes and all that.

If you happen to escape work a little early, consider dropping by the Bath House Cultural Center to check out a very cool exhibit called Fictional 2. The artists were given short phrases based on the various plays on tap for the Festival of Independent Theatres and then turned loose to create, you know, art. I love assignments like that for writing, too, and it’s always interesting to see the way different human brains twist the same bits of information.

For more things to do with your evening, go here.

Dallas is the Most Honest City in America. (The Honest Tea Experiment Proves It.)

We mentioned the Honest Tea experiment/publicity stunt that was running in cities across America yesterday. According to the “official” results, Chicago is the most honest city in America, since 99 percent of people there who took tea paid for it even though they may have thought that no one was monitoring. Dallas did OK, but only showed a 96 percent honesty rate.

But those raw numbers don’t tell the whole story. As Freakonomics notes, there were substantial differences in the weather of the cities involved. So I did a little number crunching and devised a new stat: TAH (temperature-adjusted honesty.) It’s a simple formula. ((Temperature in degrees Fahrenheit/100) * (Honest Tea raw honesty percentage * 100)).

And I so present the true ranking of the honesty of America’s cities:

City Temperature (F) Raw Honesty TAH
Dallas 101 96% 97%
Cincinnati 100 96% 96%
Atlanta 96 96% 91%
Philadelphia 92 96% 88%
Washington, DC 94 91% 86%
Miami 92 92% 85%
Chicago 85 99% 84%
Boston 86 97% 83%
New York 95 86% 82%
Los Angeles 92 80% 87%
San Francisco 74 93% 69%
Seattle 67 97% 65%

Potential John Wiley Price Campaign Slogans for 2012

Stare at this photo imagining of Tom Leppert with JWP's hair for a few, then go ahead and jump.

Stare at this photo imagining of Tom Leppert with JWP’s hair for a few, then go ahead and jump.

I’d imagine these would work best on yard signs, but some of them could probably pull duty on bumper stickers, buttons, and so on. These are all free, by the way. I just want to be able to clear title a couple of cars at some point. Not like a Bentley or anything. Maybe a truck? I seem to move a lot. So, yeah, maybe a truck. Anyway, we can get to all that later.

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Cadillac Presents Laptops for Love

laptops_for_loveFacebook. Twitter. Instant messaging. Social media has become a part of our culture. The technological revolution can especially be seen among pre-teens, teenagers and the young adult population. That’s where Laptops for Love comes in.

Laptops for Love is one of the social assistance programs provided by Heroes for Children that donates new laptops to teenagers and young adults battling cancer. The power of this program can often help change a patient’s outlook through the course of treatment by providing a link to the outside world allowing them to keep up with schoolwork, and more importantly, communicate with friends and family through social media. This effort is keeping kids with cancer connected. In 2010, 130 patients received brand new laptops through the program. You can help make 2011 even more successful. For more information about Laptops for Love, visit heroesforchildren.org.

Old Dallas Streetcar, Circa 1960

What’s past is prologue, as the Bard instructs us. This photo comes courtesy of the Bryan Adams class of ‘66, whose pictorial collection is worth visiting.

Old Dallas streetcar

Name the Coolest Offices in Dallas (or North Texas)

D-Magazine's-New-Downtown-DigsThat there is a picture of our very own D Magazine Partners downtown offices. Look at it. It’s beautiful. And it has some amazing views.

Ever since we moved here in October of 2009, I’ve felt like I’ve been working in a feature-film version of a magazine office. Like we’re squatters on a former movie set. Makes me wonder how we ever functioned in the series of caves we used to occupy on Oak Lawn Avenue.

But enough about our own good fortune. D CEO is looking for the coolest work spaces in the area. Check out the post on RealPoints, and let them know if you’ve got a nomination.

I’m pretty sure we’re ineligible.

Oh Look, Pictures of Chris Bosh’s Wedding

Listen, if you can hate a person you’ve never met, I intensely dislike Chris Bosh. He looks like he could probably lick his own eyeballs, like a lizard. And he plays basketball for a team I really actually do hate.

But he’s also from Dallas, although he likes the Spurs and this probably qualifies him for whatever the opposite of the key to the city is. And he got married in Miami last weekend. His wedding was apparently “the Royal Wedding of Miami,” according to an unnamed source who was probably Bosh’s agent/PR flack/wedding planner. I kept trying to read the details, but once I got to how they picked special custom scents for each part of the wedding, I got light-headed. Then the part about the bride’s $10,000 custom Christian Louboutin’s with the blue soles, I lost consciousness.

But there you go. Bosh is married.

American Places Biggest Order in Aviation History

That purchase that Zac mentioned is truly huge: 460 planes, split between Boeing and Airbus. The new planes will replace the least fuel-efficient fleet in the industry.

Leading Off (7/20/11)

John Wiley Price to Seek Re-election in 2012 Despite FBI Investigation. “That’s a surprise,” said no one, ever. (That link I think takes you behind the paywall, but I have summarized every relevant piece of information in the headline, OK, so don’t sweat me.)

Dallas Stars Deny They Are Losing $1 Million a Week. No, really. “Jeez, I wish,” said someone familiar with the team’s finances. “But it’s OK, because Mr. Hicks is using this all as a big tax dod–oh, crud, you’re recording this, aren’t you?”

Tarrant County’s Successful Bait Car Task Force Breaking Up. They were too good. But it’s OK. They’ll probably get back together to play Coachella or Bonnaroo in, I don’t know, probably five years.

American Airlines Maybe Buying a Bunch of New Planes. Like, 400 new planes. Since they fly planes, that’s pretty good, right?

Dallas Mavericks’ 2011-12 Schedule Released. Including a Christmas day rematch with the Miami Heat. Still waiting on the NBA to announce the 2011-12 season, though, so don’t get super excited. I prefer to do that thing where you sort of cock your eyebrow like you’re intrigued, but you screw up your mouth like you’re halfheartedly apologizing for something. Anyway, speaking of, JET will throw out the first pitch at the Ballpark on Friday.