Can We Talk About Parades Now?

Posted on June 13th, 2011 4:20pm by Bethany Anderson
Filed under Awesome Things, GOOD IDEAS, History, Let's go Mavs!, Local News, Sports, Super Heroes, boom!, mythical beasts

I am hearing now that parade details will be announced tomorrow, and the actual parade (which Mark Cuban said he’d spring for) will happen late this week. Can I put a vote in for Friday? Because really, does anybody do anything resembling work on Friday after 10 a.m.?

No. They do not. They begin planning which patio and which beer they will drink. So let’s just agree that Friday at 10 a.m. would be a great time to have a parade, and then go to that parade, and then just go have beers. For the rest of the day.

4 comments

Can we not drink beer during the parade? It’s kind of hot out after all.

Amy S @ 8:59 pm on June 13, 2011
Start drinking beer at 10 AM and continue for the rest of the day? I see a DUI in your future.

marisa @ 8:00 am on June 14, 2011
It’s all about pace, and DART. Or cabs. Or piggy back rides from willing strangers.

Bethany Anderson @ 8:32 am on June 14, 2011
Beer, not vodka. Taxis and designated drivers. Nap. Resume.

Amy S @ 9:07 am on June 14, 2011

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