Articles for May 24th, 2011

When Tornadoes Touch Down Everywhere …

photo… and sirens are going off and other meteorologists at other stations are using words like “safe place,” “seek shelter” and “get off the road,” it’s nice to see that WFAA has its priorities straight, and gives Dallas what it really needs: Dancing with the Stars.

At this point, tornadoes may have touched down near 75 and Mockingbird. Funnel clouds were sighted (or rotation, at least) in the Park Cities. Storm systems that produced giantish hail are headed toward the Ballpark in Arlington, where thousands of fans sit, waiting for a rain delay to end. And yet, Dancing with the Stars is what WFAA saw fit to air.

I have an e-mail out to the station now, but don’t expect an answer until tomorrow, if at all. But given that Pete Delkus and crew seem to live for this kind of stuff, going so far as to send a member to Joplin, Mo., this week, not following storms that are actually, you know, local, seems weird.

An Allegedly Particularly Fearsome Tornado Threat Heads This Way

wx524In the next couple of hours or so, the giant red, yellow blue, green and orange globs you see will be heading to the area, which has prompted the National Weather Service to issue a Tornado Watch for the area. But not just any watch – this one has been given the PDS distinction – Particularly Dangerous Situation. You can read more about it here, here, and here.

So far, the gauge I use to determine how bad it really is hasn’t been on screen – Pete Delkus’ shirtsleeves status is still a mystery, and Oprah is on. So either it’s not that bad yet, or Oprah is way more powerful than Forbes lets on. But just the same, I would load the bathtub up with creamed corn and tuna, get your mattress and protective headgear ready, and maybe put on some nice clothes so when Anderson Cooper gets here later you look good on TV.

In all seriousness, though, as we’ve learned from the horrific damage and death toll from the Joplin and Tuscaloosa tornadoes, they don’t just hit the rural areas. And since this thing is looking like it might just hit while all of you are coming home, drive safely. Don’t make me call roll tomorrow morning.

Advertising Age Ranks Arlington’s Tourism Slogan Among Nation’s Worst

Right here on this map. The slogan is “And the Crowd Goes Wild.”


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I don’t know how much stock I put in their list, though. I’m kind of fond of Prairie du Chien, Wisconsin’s: “Where the bald eagle soars and the carp drops!”

via The Dish

ESPN Profiles Man Behind Scoops Callahan

For those of us who have been pretty much glued to our TVs for the past few weeks because of the Mavs playoff run, we remember vanquished Lakers coach Phil Jackson ending his storied career with a press conference after game 4 of the series, where BaD Radio producer Tom Gribble’s alter ego, Scoops Callahan, got the last question in.

Some found it hilarious. Some had the vapors and moaned about the demise of journalism. And then writer Kevin Duffy profiled Gribble for ESPN – and you should read it.

Things To Do in Dallas Tonight: May 24

I kind of love falling asleep before a Mavs game is over and waking up to either mad excitement or debilitating depression. It starts the day with a little bit of mystery.

And now for something right up my nerd alley: Tod Machover, composer of the new sci-fi/robot opera Death and the Powers, is explaining his work at the Winspear tonight as part of the Dallas Opera’s new conversation series. I like this for two reasons, the first being typically ridiculous. Has anyone seen the TV show Party Down? If not, you should, but that’s not the point. One of the characters, Roman DeBeers, is a huge sci-fi fan, and his frequent rants on the subject are unforgettably awesome. Machover’s first composition, way back in 1987, was an adaptation of Philip K. Dick’s Valis. In my head, I’ve decided that he’s kind of like a real-life Roman.

The second reason is because to say that opera is often a dense and difficult medium is being kind. The last one I saw was more than two years ago— Gogol’s The Nose at Lincoln Center. And yes, I did find the person running around the stage wearing a giant nose costume way more entertaining than the actual piece. Thanks for asking. But one big reason I didn’t enjoy The Nose is because my background knowledge was severely lacking. The opportunity to hear a composer put his own work into context would be an incredible aid in understanding, especially for something as experimental as Machover’s Death and the Powers. The event is free, seats are still available, and registration is required but easy.

Circling back around to mysteries. Why anyone would dedicate an entire day to snails is beyond me. But apparently, someone did and it’s today. Mignon is offering a chance to try the French delicacy for ten bucks. The way the restaurant prepares the dish (stuffed in puff pastry, covered in a meaty veal sauce) sounds like the easiest way to eat escargot without any unpleasant sliminess. Or actually tasting them. If you’re out and about in Plano tonight, why not? The patio is nice for drinks if it’s not too sticky out and/or pouring rain.

And finally, FrontRow is giving away free tickets to AT&T PAC’s production of Billy Elliot next month. Go throw your hat in the ring (bonus points if you get the reference). For more things to do this evening, go here.

Family of Champion Surfer Andy Irons Still Waiting for Answers

Last November, champion surfer Andy Irons was found dead in his hotel room near Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport. While it was rumored to be a methadone overdose, at the time the family said it could be the result of dengue fever.

His widow, Lyndsie Irons, argued for and received a temporary injunction delaying the release of the autopsy back in December. That injuction was due to to expire last week, but the Honolulu Star-Advertiser reports that a Dallas attorney, Arch McColl III, filed for an extension of that delay, which was granted.

The only problem, the story reveals, is that the family says is actually ready to find out whatever is in that report, and they don’t know why this attorney acted on their behalf.

How You Can Win Tickets to ‘Billy Elliot’

The hit musical lands at the Winspear on June 8, and you can be there. We’re giving away free tickets over on FrontRow.

Flying Qantas to Australia from D/FW? Your Checked Bags Might Not Arrive With You

The Australian Business Traveller reports that Qantas, which just launched direct flights between Dallas-Fort Worth and the land of Oz, intentionally left three containers of luggage off a full plane to Brisbane because of concerns over fuel consumption.

Apparently Sydney to Dallas is the longest 747 route in the world, and the aircraft Qantas was using had just enough fuel to get back to Brisbane on the return flight.  The airline says it was especially strong winds that day that necessitated the move.

Passengers got their bags 24 hours later.

Leading Off (5/24/11)

Mavs Win! The lead from the Oklahoman story: “Dirk Nowitzki scored 40 points, Jason Kidd hit the go-ahead 3-pointer with 40 seconds left in overtime, and the Dallas Mavericks overcame a 15-point deficit in the final 5 minutes of regulation to stun the Oklahoma City Thunder 112-105 on Monday night and take a 3-1 lead in the Western Conference finals.” What the story doesn’t reveal is that I, me, this guy called it. At 8:49, I tweeted the following to Kurt Watkins, cousin and campaign manager of DA Craig Watkins, because Kurt had expressed his disappointment at the early Mavs’ deficit: “@kurtwatkins Hush your mouth. The Mavs have withstood OKC’s run. First half will end Mavs down 6. They will win by as many. Gonna be sweet.” The Mavs actually did better than that in the first half. They went to the recess down by only 5. I adjusted accordingly, adding one point to the final score with this tweet at 9:13: “@kurtwatkins Sorry. End first half Mavs down only 5. Revised projection: Now they’ll win by 7.” Picture me, with my children asleep, running around my living room with my arms out, flying like Jet Terry.

Be Afraid of Tornadoes. This is a strange story — made even stranger by its placement behind the DMN paywall. The headline to David Flick’s effort is “Dallas’ Tornado-Free Year Could Unravel Quickly,” and the lead unfolds thusly: “In one of the nation’s deadliest years for tornadoes, the Dallas area — despite residing near the southern tip of Tornado Alley — has so far escaped. But the message from weather officials: Keep your guard up. … The tornado that struck Joplin, Mo., on Sunday only added to the 365 deaths already recorded in 2011, one of the deadliest years in decades. When the Joplin figures are added, the 2011 deaths will be about 10 times those caused by tornadoes all of last year. The recent devastation serves as a strong reminder that whenever the warning sirens sound, residents should seek shelter.” It’s pretty certain that Flick just jinxed us. Dude, there are some stories that don’t need to be localized.

Read This Jim Schutze Column. He’s crazy, yes. And he doesn’t command the respect he once did. But every so often, Jim Schutze writes something worth reading. Here’s why Michael Hinojosa’s departure from DISD is a good argument to torpedo Governor Rick Perry.

DMA Scores New Art. With help from the Menil Collection in Houston, the Dallas Museum of Art has done something it has never done before: gone Dutch on a major work of art. My take: if the DMA wanted to get to third base on Menil, it should have picked up the full tab.