Two Blue-Throated Macaws, to be exact. Bruno and Deluca flew the coop during a performance in the zoo’s bird show, “Soar.” Or so they say. I have my own theory.
7:59 a.m. I awake, and notice I still have clothes on and WFAA is on. Shon Gables said there’s fog. So this is how it ends?
8:05 a.m. The nice southern girl in me wonders if I should bring something, a covered dish. “Hello, Jesus. I brought you a Tuna Noodle Casserole.” Wait – what if Jesus is vegan? Hah. No. That won’t happen. As long as there’s a thing called bacon, Jesus won’t be a vegan. Oh wait. He’s Jewish. Crap. Circling back to the vegan thing. Googling “vegan crap” now. (more…)