Local Magazine Editor Talks Steak on TV

For those who missed my appearance on Fox Channel 4 this morning, here’s the video. You are invited to savage me in the comments.

12 comments

  1. Puns and friendly jabs with Tim Ryan? Tim-on-Tim action? Choice morning show entertainment.

    And Tim: You clean up real nice. Proof positive that you can make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

    @ 11:06 am on April 21, 2011
  2. @B.L. Powell: Tim On Tim is the name of the new show that Tim and I are working on. In the pilot episode, I sound off on his proclivity to issue bad puns; he delivers a rant about my pretentious French cuffs.

    @ 11:10 am on April 21, 2011
  3. Nice part.

    @ 11:15 am on April 21, 2011
  4. Tim, it’s called a jacket. Invest in one. Otherwise you look like you are about to fill in on traffic.
    Just kidding. Nice job.

    @ 11:16 am on April 21, 2011
  5. Au contraire. French cuffs are not pretentious.

    What is pretentious? When television news talent intentionally wear short suit jacket sleeves to ensure their gold Rolexes are always front and center. Such an obvious betrayal of avarice.

    Oh, and pocket squares. Pocket squares are pretentious.

    @ 11:34 am on April 21, 2011
  6. Tim, the sun is a great source of vitamin D. Try some. Available at nearby White Rock Lake. Bring the family.

    @ 11:45 am on April 21, 2011
  7. How about a prime-time mash-up? “It’s Good To Have Fox & Friends, with Brendan and Tim”.

    @ 12:04 pm on April 21, 2011
  8. I roomed with Tim in college. If there’s a guy who knows his way around giant pieces of meat, it’s Tim.

    @ 12:04 pm on April 21, 2011
  9. @DMBurrows: It’s good to turn up the volume on life.

    @O.B.: I will see you in Chicago in 10 days, my friend. And you will pay dearly.

    @ 1:10 pm on April 21, 2011
  10. For a man who goes by Chaise Longue for using that word in broad US daylight, the rant about your pretentious French cuffs is spot on.

    @ 1:30 pm on April 21, 2011
  11. That bone-in cowboy steak is my go-to favorite every time I go to Nick & Sam’s. My wife swears by the scallops.

    Anecdote: One time, when the waiter brought my steak to our table, a rather striking woman at the table next to ours said, “He’s got a big ol’ bone!”. The waiter and I, in unison, turned to her and said, “Thank you!”. (cue rimshot)

    @ 3:21 pm on April 21, 2011
  12. Tim’s new toupee looks great.

    @ 6:21 pm on April 23, 2011