For those who missed my appearance on Fox Channel 4 this morning, here’s the video. You are invited to savage me in the comments.
Puns and friendly jabs with Tim Ryan? Tim-on-Tim action? Choice morning show entertainment.
And Tim: You clean up real nice. Proof positive that you can make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
@B.L. Powell: Tim On Tim is the name of the new show that Tim and I are working on. In the pilot episode, I sound off on his proclivity to issue bad puns; he delivers a rant about my pretentious French cuffs.
Tim, it’s called a jacket. Invest in one. Otherwise you look like you are about to fill in on traffic.
Just kidding. Nice job.
Au contraire. French cuffs are not pretentious.
What is pretentious? When television news talent intentionally wear short suit jacket sleeves to ensure their gold Rolexes are always front and center. Such an obvious betrayal of avarice.
Oh, and pocket squares. Pocket squares are pretentious.
Tim, the sun is a great source of vitamin D. Try some. Available at nearby White Rock Lake. Bring the family.
How about a prime-time mash-up? “It’s Good To Have Fox & Friends, with Brendan and Tim”.
I roomed with Tim in college. If there’s a guy who knows his way around giant pieces of meat, it’s Tim.
@DMBurrows: It’s good to turn up the volume on life.
@O.B.: I will see you in Chicago in 10 days, my friend. And you will pay dearly.
For a man who goes by Chaise Longue for using that word in broad US daylight, the rant about your pretentious French cuffs is spot on.
That bone-in cowboy steak is my go-to favorite every time I go to Nick & Sam’s. My wife swears by the scallops.
Anecdote: One time, when the waiter brought my steak to our table, a rather striking woman at the table next to ours said, “He’s got a big ol’ bone!”. The waiter and I, in unison, turned to her and said, “Thank you!”. (cue rimshot)
Tim’s new toupee looks great.