Things to Do in Dallas Tonight: April 13

Good news, everyone. You can now own a piece of the Empire State Building. Wonder how many piggy banks you’d have to break for the privilege. I’m guessing a lot. And while we’re on the subject of marijuana, my friend from Staten Island sent me this article about a massive raid that uncovered an operation worth $10 million dollars a year. Please note that this is not the preferred way to fund your venture into prime Manhattan real estate.

All this hilarity makes me think that today is going to be pretty great. Here’s another reason why: Marina Diamandis is in town for a show at the Granada, part of a themed evening out for the fairer sex (gentlemen, I’m sure you’re still invited). You might know her better as Marina and the Diamonds, a Welsh singer/songwriter, and perhaps recognize more popular songs like “I Am Not a Robot” and “Oh No.” Local electro group Ishi will open, so anyone planning to unleash some radical dance moves can get in a good warm-up.

The folks at the Granada tell us that not only are there still tickets left, but that this is pretty much your last chance to see Marina perform in a smaller venue. She’s going on tour with Katy Perry this summer, which means big impersonal arenas all the way. Check out her stuff on Hype Machine, and then give the Hoodie Allen remix, “You Are Not a Robot” a listen. You’ll fall in love, guaranteed. And if you don’t, I may call you a fun-sucking curmudgeon, but feel free to send any and all complaints my way.

If this all adds up to a pretty good time, keep your eye on FrontBurner — we’ll be giving away a free pair of tickets. If the show doesn’t fit your groove, not to worry. For more things to do tonight, including a Dallas Uncorked champagne celebration (it’s for charity), go here.