Articles for March, 2011

Leading Off (3/14/11)

Cuban Says He’s Close To Agreement Charlie Sheen, Joins “Shark Tank:” In this interview with the New York Post, Mark Cuban reveals that he is close to coming to an agreement with Charlie Sheen on a new HD Net show, will join the venture capitalist television show “Shark Tank,” and won’t likely buy the New York Mets.

Texas and California Have Similar Problems, Offer Different Solutions: Surprise, surprise: Texas and California are taking different approaches to similar budgetary crises. Perry boasts chides California for “high taxes, high regulation.” Californians retort: “Texas ranks 50th in adults with a high school diploma, fourth in the percentage of people living below the federal poverty level and first in the amount of toxic chemicals and carcinogens in the air and water.” But here’s the real difference: Gov. Perry carries a gun when he jogs; Gov. Jerry Brown of California once worked at a hospice run by Mother Teresa in Calcutta.

Despite Fears, St. Patrick’s Alcohol Crackdown Not Excessive: When the green dust cleared Saturday evening, police had issued 21 consuption citations, six tickets for public intoxication, and two DUIs. Not bad considering an estimated 100,000 people attended the event:

Officers appeared to be more occupied with crowd control than cracking down on people who were drinking alcohol in public — so long as they were not causing trouble.

Dallas Relatively Good on Gas Prices

Although most of Texas is better. For the full interactive version, go here.

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Beer Trucks Merrily Make Deliveries on Greenville as Flowers Go Into Lock Down

Central Market flowers

Central Market flowers

While beer trucks are hustling to make deliveries along Greenville Avenue for tomorrow’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade, Central Market has gone into flower lock-down mode.

Suggestion: If you have shopping to do in the area, do it today.

Name That Mustache

Here you see an old picture of a Dallas resident whose name you know. Recognize him?

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Only Days Left For Best of Big D Readers’ Choice: Food and Drink Voting. Poll Ends Sunday Night.

blog_postCan you believe we’ve nearly reached the Ides of March? It seems like it was just the Nones of January. This year is flying by. It’ll be the Calends of December before we know it!

All (ever-popular) Roman calendar humor aside, only a few days remain in our Best of Big D Readers’ Choice: Food and Drink poll. We’ve seen a record number of votes this year, as readers are taking advantage of the chance to cast a ballot up to once an hour for their favorite restaurants.

We’re shutting down the vote at the stroke of midnight on Monday morning. So get to it while you can.

Things to Do in Dallas this Weekend: March 11-13

I had a moment of slightly hysterical panic this morning, because if you recall Monday’s post, most of my friends are in Tokyo. But they’re safe, though two of them are temporarily stuck in an anime museum. Which made me laugh, so things are a-okay in Liz Land. And hopefully in your land, too.

Friday

‘Tis (almost) the season for backyard frolicking. Bone up on your barbecue skills with free grilling demonstrations from TJ’s Fresh Seafood Market. Along those same lines, if you’re keen on spring cleaning or just interested in spiffing up your humble abode, the Texas Home and Garden Show starts today and continues all weekend. DIY experts Ty Pennington and Jason Cameron (plus hundreds of others) will be around to answer all your burning design questions.

As one door opens, another closes. I find the old adage to be particularly true with plays, since Travesties at Theatre Three and the Dallas Theatre Center’s excellent Arsenic and Old Lace both wink out this weekend. But Dividing the Estate, DTC’s entry into the Horton Foote Festival about an oil-rich Texas family going cablooey, opens tonight with a pay-what-you-can performance. There are only 34 tickets left, so hurry.

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Should Texas Launch Its Own Guest-Worker Program?

Makes sense to me. Congress has failed utterly in reforming our antiquated immigration laws. So why shouldn’t Texas protect businesses and immigrant workers with a program of its own?

The Top 10 Places to Party After the Greenville Avenue St. Patrick’s Parade

photography by Jerry McClure

photography by Jerry McClure

Heads up: Any bar dedicated enough to dye our drinks green makes the cut. Our rundown for after Saturday’s main event.

Greenville Block Party
Why you should go: No one here is sorry for partying. Plus, it’s basically a one-stop shop. Each of the bars and restaurants from Stan’s Blue Note to just south of The Grape will host its own shindig, which usually includes $5 beer. Expect a few surprises like wine slushes at The Grape, limited edition green bottles of Bud and Bud Light at Blue Goose, and burgers at San Francisco Rose. Ten bucks gets you over the border.

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David Feherty Signs New Deal With CBS for “Stupid Amount of Money”

Sometime D Magazine contributor and CBS golf analyst David Feherty signed a new contract late last year with CBS that pretty much makes him, like, the Irish Oprah. A few details came out earlier this year about a show he’ll be doing for the Golf Channel as part of the new agreement, but in a FrontBurner exclusive that’s so exclusive that it almost stings he’s talking for the first time about his expanded duties.

It breaks down like this: in addition to doing golf analysis, Feherty will also make appearances on 60 Minutes, The Early Show, CBS Sunday Morning — even perhaps Final Four broadcasts. Don’t expect to see him on the court, though. “I’m not going to be an analyst for a sport where the damn hole is in the air,” he says. Instead, he might produce a taped feature that would air during the broadcast. He says it depends on which teams make it to the Final Four and whether a story emerges that tickles his fancy. (For an idea of what such a Feherty presentation might look like, read the transcript of the bit he did about the Elderly Football League prior to the Super Bowl.)

Feherty’s new contract also allowed him to negotiate his own deal with the Golf Channel (which is owned by Comcast). As part of his gig there, he has created a show called, simply, F, about a fictional golf network. Fred Willard will star as his boss. Feherty says, “It’s a show about not having a show,” and that a blow-up doll of Betty White is involved. The first episode of F is slated to air April 23.

So. How about the terms of the new deal? Feherty put it this way: “I was getting paid a stupid amount of money before. Now I’m being paid an amount that is twice as stupid for slightly more work. It’s a great country.”

Leading Off (3/11/11)

Greenberg Out? This morning brings us word that Rangers CEO Chuck Greenberg will be resigning, possibly as early as today. The Star-Telegram says he will resign, the Dallas Morning News says he’s being replaced.

Science Is Hard. Listen, I’m no rocket scientist, so maybe that explains why I do not understand how a motorcycle with no rider would stay upright long enough to fly at 100 mph down I-20 in Arlington. If you can explain, please do so in the comments. Show your math.

Pony Up. Or Something. The NCAA, in its infinite fairness, accepted SMU’s self-imposed penalties for secondary recruiting violations involving texting potential recruits.

What’s On Your Mind? Word of advice for the weekend: If you’re gonna go kill an 11-foot alligator illegally, you might not want to take to Facebook to brag about it later.

If You Pinch Me, I’ll Punch You In The Snotbox. So this weekend, we will celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by drinking a lot and vomiting. Not on Greenville, though, so enjoy the freaking parade.

Ed Okpa Throws His Hat Into Mayoral Ring

Ed Okpa is now officially a candidate in the Dallas mayoral race. He’s not only the sole minority candidate, he’s probably the smartest. In 2007, I helped moderate a mayoral forum (yes, someone made a mistake). Okpa was a candidate then, too. Here’s what I wrote after seeing him in action:

Edward Okpa needs to run for City Council. This guy is really smart, though you wouldn’t know it from looking at his disaster of a campaign site. For instance, nowhere on his site does it even mention the guy’s biographical info. Came here 21 years ago from Nigeria. Started as a busboy. Got a degree from Harvard. Became the head appraiser for the FDIC’s central region. Started his own company (which he refuses to run with a minority-owned business designation). I mean, you start talking about how to rejuvenate a neighborhood and build a tax base and encourage development, this guy has ideas. He’s got figures. He’s actually going to talk over the heads of most of the people in the room. Which is his problem. That, and that no one knows who he is. Google his name and “Harvard” and “Dallas.” You don’t get much. So that’s it. He needs to start in the Council and build some political capital. Keep an eye on this man.

Want to know more about the guy? Here’s a little ditty our D CEO did on him last year.

Ron Chapman’s Modest Proposal for School Reform

With so many “challenges” in the local schools—from funding formulas and budget crunches to possible layoffs, not to mention test scores and dropout rates–why do we keep approaching education the same way our grandparents and great-grandparents did? Who’s to say, in other words, that one teacher standing in front of a classroom of 20 (or 30 or 40) students is still the most effective way of teaching in today’s hyper-wired world?

That’s what our old friend Ron Chapman has been pondering, and it led the legendary Dallas broadcaster to brainstorm a modest proposal. Namely: Why aren’t we identifying the very best teachers–the cream of the crop, those who truly motivate and inspire–and then training a camera on them and feeding their wisdom and energy to kids throughout the districts, teleconference-style?

“Today’s students do not relate to someone standing in front of a room writing in chalk,” Chapman says. “They talk to each other through a screen. So, put the [greatest] teachers on an iPad or iPhone or flat screen, with a ‘teacher’s assistant’ in the room, and the teacher shortage is over. It’s [a two-way] ‘Go to Meeting,’ where everyone is seen and heard.” (more…)

Things to Do in Dallas Tonight: March 10

I woke up this morning thinking it was Friday. Not only have I been disabused of that notion, but I’ve also managed to pour hot coffee on my foot. Good thing there’s enough going on tonight to distract me from the caffeinated death of my poor Italian leather shoes.

First up, Scardello is hosting their popular Cheese 101 class, which provides attendees with the basics of tasting and pairing. If the cheese is truly the best you’ve ever had (inspiring odes, revelations, a chorus of singing animals, etc.), whip out your smartphone and vote for the shop in our Best of Big D food and drink poll. On a related note, voting ends this weekend, people, so don’t delay. No voting, no complaining.

Two worthy theater options are competing for attention this evening. Choose between the final performance of Eugène Ionesco’s absurdist play, The Lesson, at the Out of the Loop Fringe Festival, or the opening night of Horton Foote’s Talking Pictures at True West in Fort Worth. Which one you see depends on your sensibilities, but since Talking Pictures will run through early April, I’d go with what’s behind door number one. FrontRow’s M. Lance Lusk declares The Lesson an OOTL standout.

Finally, the 35 Conferette music fest kicks off in downtown Denton tonight. Sarah Jaffe and the Pains of Being Pure at Heart are on the outdoor main stages one and two, respectively, but there are continuous concerts happening all over, including a midnight set from Seryn at Dan’s Silverleaf.

For more things to do with your Thursday evening, go here.

Quick Clarification: Nick Van Exel is NOT Running for Senate

Yeah, yeah — I know. I know. But I have to point this out, because when I went on that rant yesterday about Tom Leppert, I mentioned (jokingly) the possibility of a Van Exel campaign and someone asked. If you want to know what Van Exel is actually up to, he’s an assistant with the Atlanta Hawks. Since I’m here, here is a short grainy clip of Van Exel in some random regular season game against the Knicks, with non-English commentary, because this is exactly what the internet is for.

Ebby’s 100th Birthday Cake Was a Feast

Ebby's birthday cake

Ebby's birthday cake

Ebby Halliday’s 100th birthday celebration at the Meyerson was a once in a lifetime occasion with top-drawer guests, international entertainment and stellar decorations.

One of the most amazing highlights was Ebby’s birthday cake that was in the lobby following the concert. Featuring a moving train at the bottom, ukulele on top and assortment of circus critters, it was a marvel to see but inedible.

Oh, well, you can’t have everything.