Things to Do in Dallas Tonight: March 14

Show of hands — who had one too many green beers on Saturday and ended up projectile vomiting out the side of a cab? Nobody? No embarrassing displays of public drunkenness? Good. We like to keep it classy around here.

Former NYU student Stephani Germanotta appears as Lady Gaga tonight at the American Airlines Center. Shockingly, the concert-to-end-all-concerts is not entirely sold out, but if you want to go, be prepared to pay nearly $200 for a seat that faces the back of the stage. Yikes.

If you’ve been following this season of “The Bachelor,” you’re obviously not going to skip the finale. But as we all know, television train wrecks are more fun when you’re a) drinking and b) watching with friends and like-minded fans. You can do both at the Bailey’s Prime watch party. Bonus: blogger Reality Steve will play host, and former “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” contestants will be in attendance.

For most lucky schoolchildren (and teachers), today is the first day of a week-long respite. However, should you worry that your kid is apt to fall prey to the dreaded video game coma, there’s Discovery Camp at the Museum of Nature and Science in Fair Park. The Fort Worth Museum of Science and History used to do something similar during the summer, and I loved spending my breaks there. I actually learned quite a bit, including how to amass a gigantic collection of “fossils” that to this day still lives in my parents’ garage. Anyway, expect a whirlwind of educational-yet-fun activities for kids preschool age and up.

For more things to do tonight, including a delicious-sounding beer dinner, go here.