I’ve begun to see signs around town, businesses asking their customers to vote for them to be included in our “Best of Big D” issue in August. When I ate at Crossroads Diner this morning, the bill came with a reminder card urging me to vote. But a check-signing FrontBurnervian passes along this shot taken at Eatzi’s. That’s going the extra mile. Nice work.
Okay, confusing headline. Let’s break this down.
Patrick Fagan writes over on The Catholic Thing that he’s got five kids who went through the University of Dallas. But now he’s poised to condemn the university. It all depends on how UD board votes tonight on a curriculum matter. Fagan writes:
The UD theology department gives undergraduates the real goods – the full faith and orthodoxy. Yet UD is poised to offer a new undergraduate major in pastoral theology next fall to be taught by the School of Ministry, not the current theology department. Unlike theology and the rest of UD’s departments, this school is not well known and has had a rather separated existence, but is now about to become part of the UD mainstream.
And why, pray tell, might it be a bad thing if the School of Ministry becomes part of the mainstream? You know the answer already. Gay sex.
Take, for instance, Professor Jerome Walsh, who is currently teaching an Old Testament course to School of Ministry graduate students. Walsh’s interests in the Old Testament include publication of a lengthy analysis of Leviticus in which he claims that Israel’s holy law only ever meant to condemn the completed act of sodomy and that “other forms of male-male sexual encounter, encompassing the whole range of physical expressions of affection that do not entail penetration, are not envisaged in these laws” (see p. 209, warning: graphic content). Will this be taught to undergraduates?
[Insert Brokeback joke. Cue brimstone.]
I just received some very bad news. Tonight’s Mozzarella Co. wine and cheese pairing class was canceled because apparently, not enough people in Dallas like cheese and/or wine. I say that’s ridiculous. I thank the cheese gods daily for Central Market’s house-made pepperjack. People, go sign up for April right now.
Regardless, that still leaves me searching for something else to do tonight. Luckily, the WaterTower Theatre’s Out of the Loop Fringe Festival starts this evening with Faye Lane’s Beauty Shop Stories on the main stage. Lane, who grew up in her momma’s small-town Texas beauty salon, blends monologue with country-western cabaret to tell her inspirational tale of an overweight little girl who learns to follow her dreams. Sounds a little cornball (I could have said “cheesy” just to continue the theme, but behold my restraint) to me, but luckily the two-week festival is jam-packed with other options. I’ll also be checking out comedian Robert Wuhl’s Assume the Position, a one-man, semi-educational act based on his HBO show of the same name.
And while I lament the loss of my cheese class, SideDish brings us happier food news. Starting today, the North Texas Food Bank will receive 25% of the proceeds of purchases made through the A-List’s “Spoiled for Good” discount program. Grab gift certificates to whole host of tasty places. Since I’ve been craving French lately, Lavendou is my pick.
Finally, if you happen to read this before 3 pm, enter FrontRow’s ticket giveaway — two pairs of tickets to Travesties at Theatre Three are up for grabs.
For more things to do tonight, including a quirky percussion concert out in Denton, go here.
So Mark Cuban took exception to something Buzz Bissinger wrote in the Daily Beast, and took to Twitter to call him a coward. Then Buzz got his feelings hurt, and talked way too long about it. Then he asked for floor seats to a Sixers game.
The News ran an excellent piece on Sunday about black suburban growth. A new interactive map from the Texas Tribune of Texas legislative districts allows us to see how dramatically this is playing out. John Carona, for example, represents District 16, which includes Dallas and most of the inner suburbs. His district saw a frightening — for me — 17 percent decline in white population. Interestingly, it also showed a 3.5 percent decline in black population. Now let’s jump to Florence Shapiro’s northern District 8.
Second-Grader Donates Money. A second-grader at a school in Fort Worth walked in and handed a bunch of pennies to the principal. She’d been saving the money for college but was worried about teachers losing their jobs. And now the the Fort Worth School District has made a dent the size of $4.96 in its budget deficit.
Oak Cliff Doesn’t Think Saving Money Makes One Live Better. The proposed Walmart in Oak Cliff is causing a stir. Our good friend and neighborhood super hero, Jason Roberts, is not a fan of the plans. He’s disappointed that more community input was not taken into consideration. There are no giant yellow smiley faces to be found in the OC.
Chief Justice Rules Against AT&T, and Makes It Personal. I’m a day late to this, but on Tuesday, the Supreme Court ruled that corporations don’t have personal privacy rights under the Freedom of Information Act. AT&T argued that certain documents were protected because the noun “person” included corporations, therefore, the adjective “personal” should apply to corporations. What followed was Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. talking about adjectives. After explaining the difference between craft and crafty and squirrel and squirrelly, he ruled against AT&T. And then left them with this little nugget, “We trust that AT&T will not take it personally.” I do appreciate a chief justice who plays with words.